Aww, thats about right. Arent you getting married or something?
You conquered the game of life right there.
See me. I havent had a serious relationship for 4 years. I miss having a chic to talk too, but I remember all the times I would have paid money to get her out of my face. So I guess it's a wash.
If by "conquered the game of life" you mean given up all hope and been beaten down by the boss to the point where somehow she has convinced me to spend thousands of dollars on a ring that signifies the loss of all my freedoms except posting at the RX at work because she doesn't know I do that, then yes, I have "conquered the game of life".
I'm sure you can find a nice hooker up there Rob, pay her enough and she'll listen to you about your baggage.
Or you can just get drunk and post nonsensically in the Rubber Room. That's a cheaper alternative, AND you can use smiley faces!