Don't know how to whipe my ass

[ChristianTroy]

I don't know if there's a special technic for doing it, I know girls should do it from the front to the back, but don't really know how I should be doing it........


It's a bigger problem than it appears cause I'm spending a lot of money on toilet paper(having to whipe at least 5 or 6 times)that's not counting the times I get shit on my hands, also I ussualy leave skid marks on my briefs and it's embarrassing with the ladies....

:sad3:

 

[NES]

I don't know if there's a special technic for doing it, I know girls should do it from the front to the back, but don't really know how I should be doing it........


It's a bigger problem than it appears cause I'm spending a lot of money on toilet paper(having to whipe at least 5 or 6 times)that's not counting the times I get shit on my hands, also I ussualy leave skid marks on my briefs and it's embarrassing with the ladies....

:sad3:

Nice one and welcome to the rubber room, sounds like you suffer from mudbutt and consider buying a bidet(sp?)or consider shitting before you shower. When I get up in the morning I always smoke a cigarette, take a big nasty shit, and then shower(nothing opens up the ol turd flow like good ol fashion nicotine). Take my advice, soap will work wonders on your rebelious bunghole. BOL.

P.S. I think it's wipe bro

 

[ChristianTroy]

Nice one and welcome to the rubber room, sounds like you suffer from mudbutt and consider buying a bidet(sp?)or consider shitting before you shower. When I get up in the morning I always smoke a cigarette, take a big nasty shit, and then shower
P.S. I think it's wipe bro

solid
ok, wipe it is........ solid advice, I'll try to do that.....

 

[shdw01]

just shave your anus

 

[quantumleap]

This is what I use:

It's better than a bidet. A bidet just splashes water on your shit. Wet Ones actually wipe it off.

I'm going to be getting some of these and carry them around in my pocket in case I need to clean my fingers from eating messy food or incase I'm some place where I don't have the big Wet Ones:

 

[shdw01]

We should dedicate Green Doberman as the resident wet-nap supplier. Every casino has boxes of this stuff for people to take....

 

[BigPapaPat]

Be careful with those wet naps, they clog the toilet really easily

 

[GarryP]

When I first wipe my ass after a shit, I start from front to back. Especially when I have diarrhea, which runs and splatters onto my nut sack. Girls don't like that! :sad3:

So I rub my nuts with toilet paper, then use that same wad to wipe my ass. I then continue to use more toilet paper. Usually that first wipe, then two or even three more wipes. Each wipe is a new set of toilet paper. And each wipe of my ass is no more than two wipes.

After these wipes, I flush all that shit down. Then wipe again to feel clean. Maybe 3-4 more times.

I ALWAYS wipe my ass till it BLEEDS! I feel cleaner this way, and I know for sure I did a good job cleaning with this method.

I usually use 1 roll of toilet paper per shit, but I'm trying to cut down. I don't shit often. Maybe 2 or 3 times a week. Sometimes just once.

 

[PBR]

I usually use the wife's bathtowel...I love the fluffy feel of terrycloth on my bung.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

who needs to wipe?

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[PBR]

who needs to wipe?

Good point...sometimes I use these guys.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

damn, how do you follow that up....

this is a pic from inside

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[Rev_Al]

apparently cut-past-hero has found the site myspacedouchebags

congrats

 

[NES]

apparently cut-past-hero has found the site myspacedouchebags

congrats

I was thinking the same thing, Felicidades Amigo!

 

[cut-paste-hero]

http://myspacedouchebags.com/gallery.php?date=&page=1

look around

 

[djmatt]

this girl I know is dating a guy on that site.. look him up hes on like page 5 the user ImFromBridgeport put it up kids name is glen

 

[quantumleap]

http://myspacedouchebags.com/gallery.php?date=&page=1

look around

Quite a lot of guys sporting a "Journeyman pose".

 

[Joeflex]

%^_

 

[TriumphTID]

The correct way to POOP is to spread both hind legs wide. Shen push wish all your mite and vhen you are almost done, SQUEEEZEE your A-HOLE wis all you got, and you will have a clean A-HOLE :dogtoilet


Trust me baby, I am an expert on POOP


TTID