Does prison make people become gay or something ?

[Doug]

A lot of talk about guys like that fat slob Chicago cop getting butt-fucked mercilessly when he ( if ?) he goes to prison.

I don't get. I presume prisoners aren't any more likely to be homos ( not that there's anything wrong with that !) than the general population.

Yes, they are barreled in to prison life, and no women available, but that Abatte guy then starts to look good ? We all know some guys that haven't got laid since Reagan was president ( or earlier), they don't turn to the other side.

How do these prison guys get it up for another guy ? I'd think masturbation would suffice, or instead of the butt-fucking force the weaker prisoner to give you a BJ. That somehow seems a bit less gay... but not much !

Another thing I don't get is that solitary confinement is supposed to be the worst thing possible. Gee, if I had to do time, I think I'd want solitary.

And No, I'm not going to prison or anything, just always wondered about this.

 

[KayJoy]

"Sometimes a man's just gotta bust a nut"
-Abusive father from "The Wire"

 

[CaptainBone]

Solitary might be OK for a day or a week but try being by yourself with no human interaction for awhile and you'll start to slowly lose your mind.. no joke.

 

[Doug]

Solitary might be OK for a day or a week but try being by yourself with no human interaction for awhile and you'll start to slowly lose your mind.. no joke.

Depends (IMO) just what solitary means. If its locked in an unlighted hole, then yes.

If its a private cell instead of getting BF'ed, I'd take solitary, as long as I at least had something to read.

It would be a mind-fuck to be in a cell for a year with nothing like a book,TV,net to help you out.

 

[oldirtyku]

Solitary is a 12 by 12 cell with no TV and books.... You just sit there... Like you shank someone u go to the hole... My friend did 90 straight days in the hole and said he was close to going crazy...

99% chance that the a cop would go to protective custodies unit where he would be chillen with jail snitches or other marked peps.

 

[Doug]

Solitary is a 12 by 12 cell with no TV and books.... You just sit there... Like you shank someone u go to the hole... My friend did 90 straight days in the hole and said he was close to going crazy...

99% chance that the a cop would go to protective custodies unit where he would be chillen with jail snitches or other marked peps.

Hard to imagine that w/o experiencing it, I could handle it for 90 days ( if I could read)... I think... with nothing, yeah it would be tough. I think I could off a week OK enough, but 3 months is rough.

I don't know a whole lot about prison/jail. I've known a few guys in Vegas that don't mind doing 30 days orso.... don't have to work for awhile !

 

[ClipJoint]

There is no way I could last a week in a 12x12 room with nothing. I would start running into the walls and shit. I am 99% sure that would drive me to the brink of insanity.

 

[RobFunk]

There is no way I could last a week in a 12x12 room with nothing. I would start running into the walls and shit. I am 99% sure that would drive me to the brink of insanity.

No way. If you can get through that series with Phoenix, you can get through anything.

 

[Doug]

There is no way I could last a week in a 12x12 room with nothing. I would start running into the walls and shit. I am 99% sure that would drive me to the brink of insanity.

What if you received a million for doing the week ? I'm sure I could do it for a week, 168 hours... almost 6k an hour... I can live under those conditions for a week.

Make it solitary confinement for life or die by injection or something... I'd say off me.

 

[oldirtyku]

What if you received a million for doing the week ? I'm sure I could do it for a week, 168 hours... almost 6k an hour... I can live under those conditions for a week.

Make it solitary confinement for life or die by injection or something... I'd say off me.

Easy for a million... Just sit there and do 1000 pushups, sits ups, jumping jacks, run in place then sleep. 7 days later I would have a fat stack and be in better shape. Can't beat that...

 

[Doug]

Easy for a million... Just sit there and do 1000 pushups, sits ups, jumping jacks, run in place then sleep. 7 days later I would have a fat stack and be in better shape. Can't beat that...

A million for 90 days then ? still a good payday, but a lot harder to complete, the week is something I'm confident I could do.

Yeah, lock me for a week, for a million... as long as i get air,water,food... I do 168 hours, I'd even take it with no food for a week.

 

[RobFunk]

I could do 60 days for a million. It would be killer, but for a million cash, I'd do it.

Once you get to 3 months, I really have to weigh if its worth it.

But oldirty's friend did it for 90 and I'm pretty sure he didnt get met with a briefcase full of hundreds when they let him out, so we are being way too safe on the hypothetical discussion here.

 

[Doug]

It's pretty doable at $1,000 per hour.

 

[fucnluc]

I thought we were done with these gay threads for fucks sake.

 

[ClipJoint]

What if you received a million for doing the week ? I'm sure I could do it for a week, 168 hours... almost 6k an hour... I can live under those conditions for a week.

Make it solitary confinement for life or die by injection or something... I'd say off me.

When you add a prize/reward into the mix there are many things you can accomplish.

But we are talking about prison where there is no reward for enduring that torture. You would be in a completely different mind set if you knew you had a reward/prize like a million dollars coming if you made it a certain amount of time.

 

[kingbill]

I thought we were done with these gay threads for fucks sake.

I think a line has been crossed the curiosity has become too much for the rubber room. It's going to take a couple of RR regulars to fuck and blow each other then report back that homosexuality is a pain in the ass...and tastes horrible before the gay threads stop...

 

[mrhognuts]

unless you have been there,you cant imagine what its like,to have your freedom taken away,first off,the only guys who are taken advantage of,are the ones who are too scared to fight,and run around bummin cigs and coffee,its usually the little short guys who have feminine traits,soft spoken,'nice complexion,(like a womans) are traits that will get you fkd in the pen,lifers want a man,cause they remind them of a female,if you dont know what im talkin about,youre probably one of em,hehehe,,,the things you miss the most are your wife,kids,a very close 2nd is the elements,wind,rain,sunshine,grass.trees,we take that stuff for granted,and never give it a second thought,until its gone,you guys are sayin youd spend your time reading,but im here to tell ye,you get very little reading material in the penitentiary,most of the books you have access to are silly,5th grade,fiction,that only a moron,would find interesting,,take old hognuts advice,if you do anything illegal,make sure that each and every individual who is in on it with you,or knows about it,you would trust with your life,when the cops come knockin on the door,your average mfer gets scared to fkn death,and will rat on family or lifetime friends,if they get immunity.

 

[WVU]

unless you have been there,you cant imagine what its like,to have your freedom taken away,first off,the only guys who are taken advantage of,are the ones who are too scared to fight,and run around bummin cigs and coffee,its usually the little short guys who have feminine traits,soft spoken,'nice complexion,(like a womans) are traits that will get you fkd in the pen,lifers want a man,cause they remind them of a female,if you dont know what im talkin about,youre probably one of em,hehehe,,,the things you miss the most are your wife,kids,a very close 2nd is the elements,wind,rain,sunshine,grass.trees,we take that stuff for granted,and never give it a second thought,until its gone,you guys are sayin youd spend your time reading,but im here to tell ye,you get very little reading material in the penitentiary,most of the books you have access to are silly,5th grade,fiction,that only a moron,would find interesting,,take old hognuts advice,if you do anything illegal,make sure that each and every individual who is in on it with you,or knows about it,you would trust with your life,when the cops come knockin on the door,your average mfer gets scared to fkn death,and will rat on family or lifetime friends,if they get immunity.

what did you do? who ratted you out and how much time did you do?

 

[mrhognuts]

possession of stolen property,my girlfriend ratted me out,(cops scared her to death) received 3 years and did about 11 months,6 months of that with nothin but murderers and rapists,you dont know what the word uncomfortable means,til youve had to sit at the same table with a lowdown sumbitch,who thinks raping women is "macho" and brag about it,,,the trouble is,most of those guys have 10 or 20 years to do,and dont give a fk about gettin additional time for fightin,i was what they called a 'short timer",i knew i was goin to get what they called shock probation(in ky)andget out in less than a year,ifffff,i kept out of trouble,im not a violent person but a couple of those imbeciles i could have took a 2 by 4 and beat them to a pulp,every minute i was in there,i was sure somethin was goin to happen where i would get an assault charge,and id wind up spendin half my life,locked up,somehow i made it,my children were only 3 and 4 years old and i had never spent one night away from them,that was the saddest time of my life...ps,bar none,most all of the fights in the pen,are over the tv,if you want to know what its like in prison,watch a group of teenagers,arguin over what to watch on tv.

 

[themanej2001]

possession of stolen property,my girlfriend ratted me out,(cops scared her to death) received 3 years and did about 11 months,6 months of that with nothin but murderers and rapists,you dont know what the word uncomfortable means,til youve had to sit at the same table with a lowdown sumbitch,who thinks raping women is "macho" and brag about it,,,the trouble is,most of those guys have 10 or 20 years to do,and dont give a fk about gettin additional time for fightin,i was what they called a 'short timer",i knew i was goin to get what they called shock probation(in ky)andget out in less than a year,ifffff,i kept out of trouble,im not a violent person but a couple of those imbeciles i could have took a 2 by 4 and beat them to a pulp,every minute i was in there,i was sure somethin was goin to happen where i would get an assault charge,and id wind up spendin half my life,locked up,somehow i made it,my children were only 3 and 4 years old and i had never spent one night away from them,that was the saddest time of my life...ps,bar none,most all of the fights in the pen,are over the tv,if you want to know what its like in prison,watch a group of teenagers,arguin over what to watch on tv.

Three years for possession of stolen property holy cow what did you steal? A car?

I did some dumb ass shit as a kid. Never got caught though. Threw Pumpkins off of bridges in my town onto cars, stole some kids 10k guitars at a party once, well I didn't but the kid I was with did. Broke every street light in my town for a mile, got surrounded by cops on a block sprinted with three of my buddies to the town over and called a cab back home. Cops were at my house because it was right by the block and we had to say we were all at my gf's Threw a brick threw this kids window in his house because he fucked my best friend's gf while she was passed out. I can't imagine what would have happened some of those times but I was only 15-17 so probably not much. The street lights were 15k+ in damage.