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<B><BLINK>WARNING</BLINK></B>
THESE ARE RUMORS.
THEY ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN AS FACT IN ANY WAY.
I DID NOT MAKE THEM UP MYSELF;
I DO NOT BELIEVE THEM
(and neither should you);
I DO NOT INTEND THEM TO MOCK OR DEGRADE MARILYN MANSON IN ANY WAY.
I've collected these rumors from a wide range of sources. They are displayed here solely for their amusement value, and to partially stop the flood of e-mail I get about some of 'em. They are in NO way to be taken as being disrespectful to the band--the only people I'm laughing at here are the ones who persist in believing these.</CENTER>
**Who's the god with the biggest dick?:
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---The Classic Rib Rumor:
<LI>I heard that Marilyn Manson had four [or three, or two] of his ribs removed so he coul give himself a blowjob!!
---and its many variants:
<LI>Trent, Twig and Marilyn ALL got their ribs removed so they can suck their own penises. [couldn't they just suck each others' easier?]
<LI>Manson is going to get his ribs removed so he could blow himself. [interesting variant--it's now moved into the future tense.]
<LI>Marilyn Manson got high and chopped off own penis!!! [well then, I guess he doesn't have to get that annoying surgery done after all...]
<LI>The good Rev died on stage, last week, while he was having an operation to remove four of his ribs so he could suck his own dick. [!I think that just about covers it...]
<LI>That guy's sick, he ripped his two bottom ribs out just to suck his dick!
<LI>It was not only 2 to 4 ribs...but all his floating and false rib...or 8 rather that he had removed to suck his own dick...(no...he doesn't need any protection for those vital organs, since he's immortal and all)
<LI>my roomate told me that this weekend somebody asked him if manson had two ribs removed AND a vertebrae added.
<LI>He got his vertabre removed to suck his own dick.
<LI>marilyn manson removed two ribs and had his dick extended (with a part of a dead mans) so he could give himself a blow job.
<LI>i heard that he got the ribs removed so he could suck his dick for the cover of Tool's AENIMA album...
<LI>He took hes ribs out to scroo hemself. [I'm having a hard time picturing just how having ribs out would help this...]
<LI>I heard that Marylin Manson only had his left ribs removed so he could only lick the side of his dick.
<CENTER>**Of course, there are other reasons to have your ribs removed:</CENTER>
<LI>Now Manson's getting them removed so he can give birth to kids!
<LI>(V)anson got two ribs taken 0ut becuase the devil has two less ribs (the devil does actually have 2 less ribs, its in the bible) [It's not. Trust me.]
<LI>Manson had two ribs removed so that he cauld suck his own dick to prove his love to twiggey [...um...]
<LI>Marilyn (Brian Warner) had one rib removed to make his penis larger.
<LI>Marilyn manson uses his removed rib to fuck small rabits anally [I love the insistence on *small* rabbits.]
<LI>Marilyn Manson had to get 2 ribs ADDED so he wouldn't choke on his dick!
<LI>Some little troll argued with me for 20 minutes that Manson had 2 ribs removed and 8 vertebrae removed. And she swore it was a fact and that her friend has pictures. When I explained that I was Pre-Med in college and that he couldn't walk and might not even live with that kind of surgery, she said that was what all his braces were for
<LI>Marylin Manson had cut two holes in his stomach to look like he had ribs removed.
I heard that Manson got 2 of his ribs taken out so that he could eat out his asshole, not so he could suck his dick. I mean you can get anybody to suck your dick, but not many people will eat out your asshole. [Ummm....that is a point...]
<B><BLINK>WARNING</BLINK></B>
THESE ARE RUMORS.
THEY ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN AS FACT IN ANY WAY.
I DID NOT MAKE THEM UP MYSELF;
I DO NOT BELIEVE THEM
(and neither should you);
I DO NOT INTEND THEM TO MOCK OR DEGRADE MARILYN MANSON IN ANY WAY.
I've collected these rumors from a wide range of sources. They are displayed here solely for their amusement value, and to partially stop the flood of e-mail I get about some of 'em. They are in NO way to be taken as being disrespectful to the band--the only people I'm laughing at here are the ones who persist in believing these.</CENTER>
**Who's the god with the biggest dick?:
<CENTER></CENTER>
---The Classic Rib Rumor:
<LI>I heard that Marilyn Manson had four [or three, or two] of his ribs removed so he coul give himself a blowjob!!
---and its many variants:
<LI>Trent, Twig and Marilyn ALL got their ribs removed so they can suck their own penises. [couldn't they just suck each others' easier?]
<LI>Manson is going to get his ribs removed so he could blow himself. [interesting variant--it's now moved into the future tense.]
<LI>Marilyn Manson got high and chopped off own penis!!! [well then, I guess he doesn't have to get that annoying surgery done after all...]
<LI>The good Rev died on stage, last week, while he was having an operation to remove four of his ribs so he could suck his own dick. [!I think that just about covers it...]
<LI>That guy's sick, he ripped his two bottom ribs out just to suck his dick!
<LI>It was not only 2 to 4 ribs...but all his floating and false rib...or 8 rather that he had removed to suck his own dick...(no...he doesn't need any protection for those vital organs, since he's immortal and all)
<LI>my roomate told me that this weekend somebody asked him if manson had two ribs removed AND a vertebrae added.
<LI>He got his vertabre removed to suck his own dick.
<LI>marilyn manson removed two ribs and had his dick extended (with a part of a dead mans) so he could give himself a blow job.
<LI>i heard that he got the ribs removed so he could suck his dick for the cover of Tool's AENIMA album...
<LI>He took hes ribs out to scroo hemself. [I'm having a hard time picturing just how having ribs out would help this...]
<LI>I heard that Marylin Manson only had his left ribs removed so he could only lick the side of his dick.
<CENTER>**Of course, there are other reasons to have your ribs removed:</CENTER>
<LI>Now Manson's getting them removed so he can give birth to kids!
<LI>(V)anson got two ribs taken 0ut becuase the devil has two less ribs (the devil does actually have 2 less ribs, its in the bible) [It's not. Trust me.]
<LI>Manson had two ribs removed so that he cauld suck his own dick to prove his love to twiggey [...um...]
<LI>Marilyn (Brian Warner) had one rib removed to make his penis larger.
<LI>Marilyn manson uses his removed rib to fuck small rabits anally [I love the insistence on *small* rabbits.]
<LI>Marilyn Manson had to get 2 ribs ADDED so he wouldn't choke on his dick!
<LI>Some little troll argued with me for 20 minutes that Manson had 2 ribs removed and 8 vertebrae removed. And she swore it was a fact and that her friend has pictures. When I explained that I was Pre-Med in college and that he couldn't walk and might not even live with that kind of surgery, she said that was what all his braces were for
<LI>Marylin Manson had cut two holes in his stomach to look like he had ribs removed.
I heard that Manson got 2 of his ribs taken out so that he could eat out his asshole, not so he could suck his dick. I mean you can get anybody to suck your dick, but not many people will eat out your asshole. [Ummm....that is a point...]
