Do you watch yourself pee?

Legend-I-Aint · Jan 14, 2009

You really should. The other day I decided to stare off into space. Got this warm feeling down by my ankle. Didn't realize there was no splashing sound in the toilet. Fucked up a good pair of leather shoes and a nice pair of dress pants. Had to face the co-workers. I guess I saved water. Nothing to flush.

hno:

Fishhead · Jan 14, 2009

Of course

steaktartar · Jan 14, 2009

one of the toughest things i do in a day...it can get tangled in the fat and the fir

Legend-I-Aint · Jan 14, 2009

steak tartar said:
one of the toughest things i do in a day...it can get tangled in the fat and the fir

:nohead:

whalewager · Jan 14, 2009

Any chance I get to look at this lazy 11...I'm looking

You would too

Legend-I-Aint · Jan 14, 2009

whalewager said:
Any chance I get to look at this lazy 11...I'm looking

You would too

If it's not in a lazy mood but standing straight up and looking at you, don't let the juice out man. You could take out an eye. Just some free advice.

:howdy:

Hookandcrook+ · Jan 14, 2009

One of my customers uses our bathroom 4 times a day and after each time there is piss all over the floor. I think he is so fat, he can't see his own dick.

Legend-I-Aint · Jan 14, 2009

Hookandcrook said:
One of my customers uses our bathroom 4 times a day and after each time there is piss all over the floor. I think he is so fat, he can't see his own dick.

That is an entirely different problem. He probably wants to look at the lil wiggler, just can't.

Jack Herer · Jan 14, 2009

I pee outside in the garden most of the time. No flushing (saves water) plus you don't have to watch where you pee. It doesn't get any better than peeing outside.