Do you have a lazy eye or a crippled leg

[whalewager]

Lifes a bitch

 

[JakeT.]

My eye looks funny since I split open my eyebrow area on a basketball headbutt. One eye opens more then the other. Does that count?

 

[whalewager]

no it has to be from birth

 

[steaktartar]

RR.......again.............sigh

 

[johnboland]

I knew a guy in college whose name was Evan Rainwater. He had a lazy eye. Nice kid and he took the jokes and wise cracks in stride. Today he is a partner in a very prestigeous Engineering Firm here in South Carolina. He has a very attractive wife, he likes Michelob Light and is not a bad golfer.

 

[Jack Herer]

Can doctors fix your lazy eye?

 

[steaktartar]

Can doctors fix your lazy eye?

not if it has been jizz-hardened shut

 

[Jack Herer]

not if it has been jizz-hardened shut

ww clearly stated that it has to be from birth so you´re ok.

You should´ve bought your cocksucking googles earlier.

 

[Teddykgb]

I walk like a duck, does that count? I was just reminded of it yesterday by some beaner concrete finisher.........fvck him!!!!!!!!!

 

[steaktartar]

ww clearly stated that it has to be from birth so you´re ok.

You should´ve bought your cocksucking googles earlier.

goggles ........and thanks

 

[Buster]

both here...


hey WW can you translate this text message for me?just got it and am ashamed to ask her what the hell she is talking about?

r u 6oin out any dls week?


is she tryin' to borrow money?

 

[kingbill]

I used to do technical support and out of 100 techs we had 5 guys with Lazy eyes.

Our Basketball team was sick...no look passes like you wouldn't believe.

 

[RobFunk]

i used to do technical support and out of 100 techs we had 5 guys with lazy eyes.

Our basketball team was sick...no look passes like you wouldn't believe.

lmao

 

[joeybagadonuts]

I used to do technical support and out of 100 techs we had 5 guys with Lazy eyes.

Our Basketball team was sick...no look passes like you wouldn't believe.

One of the funniest posts I've read in a long time.

 

[MikeB]

I used to do technical support and out of 100 techs we had 5 guys with Lazy eyes.

Our Basketball team was sick...no look passes like you wouldn't believe.

Hahaha

 

[Chico1856]

When I get shitfaced, my right eye becomes a lazy. It just starts floating randomly (or so I am told).

 

[MikeB]

When I get shitfaced, my right eye becomes a lazy. It just starts floating randomly (or so I am told).

I thought that it was manditory for Maine residents.

 

[punter]

I have a lazy eye. Goes well with my lazy ass.

 

[goodcall]

When I get shitfaced, my right eye becomes a lazy. It just starts floating randomly (or so I am told).

 

[punter]

Wow! I bet thats Kingbills point guard.