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[joeyfitzclick]

Yes

 

[aclv1]

pencil me in for a bakers dozen please.

 

[Journeyman]

One time i was online talking to this girl ...the 'size' came up and we had been talking about shoe size as well.

So the question came up again, I said "11.5"...for the next couple minutes she 's responding back thinking I just told her how big it was when I was talking about my shoes...

Finally I caught on to why she was questioning me... 'wait a second, I'm talking shoe size'

 

[SkinsRaj28]

One time i was online talking to this girl ...the 'size' came up and we had been talking about shoe size as well.

So the question came up again, I said "11.5"...for the next couple minutes she 's responding back thinking I just told her how big it was when I was talking about my shoes...

Finally I caught on to why she was questioning me... 'wait a second, I'm talking shoe size'

And then you were like, "OK mom, I gotta go. Call me later."

 

[joeyfitzclick]

And then you were like, "OK mom, I gotta go. Call me later."

Wahahaha :lol:

 

[AFLGuru]

SkinsRaj, that was fucking hilarious. Clearly one of the funniest lines I've seen in a long time.

 

[JudgeWapner]

I'm hung like a shetland pony.

 

[Journeyman]

And then you were like, "OK mom, I gotta go. Call me later."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Glad I could set you up again MuthaFucker :drink: :modemman:

 

[RupertPupkin]

I was with a girl once and she told me "Give me 12 inches and make it Hurt"

So I fukked her twice and hit her over the head with a brick

 

[joeyfitzclick]

I was with a girl once and she told me "Give me 12 inches and make it Hurt"

So I fukked her twice and hit her over the head with a brick

I'd have to fuck her a third time..... I'm hung like a light switch.


:smoking:

 

[PatPatriot]

If I turn the ruler upside down I got a solid 9 inches.

...so what more than G-spot deep is a waste of dick.

 

[kid44]

tounge depressors and athletic tape, heard they work back in college

 

[Kornholio]

^ Wtf?

 

[xpanda]

Size doesn't matter.

[/sarcasm[

No, really, it doesn't.

 

[kingbill]

Size doesn't matter.

[/sarcasm[

No, really, it doesn't.

Wow I'm glad we agree size really does matter...Women should have at least a C-cup to be relevant.

 

[xpanda]

Wow I'm glad we agree size really does matter...Women should have at least a C-cup to be relevant.

thppppt.

(And size - penis size - doesn't matter that much. There's such a thing as too small, such a thing as too big. Fall into the 5-8" bracket and you're golden.)

 

[kingbill]

thppppt.

(And size - penis size - doesn't matter that much. There's such a thing as too small, such a thing as too big. Fall into the 5-8" bracket and you're golden.)

A lady friend of mine had to go to the doctors with some internal bruising because her ex as she put it "Had a Dick Like a Donkey" and it did some internal damage.

 

[DonMelchor]

where do you make an order:bunnies:

 

[Ironman_8]

thppppt.

(And size - penis size - doesn't matter that much. There's such a thing as too small, such a thing as too big. Fall into the 5-8" bracket and you're golden.)

5"?? Wow youre extremely lenient X.

I personally would jump out a window if I was 5".