Do you consider having sex with your sleeping spouse to be rape?

[NES]

I dont.

 

[PBR]

When did you have sex with my sleeping spouse?

 

[Buster]

no and it has happened to me,not spouse but GF

 

[NES]

When did you have sex with my sleeping spouse?

Sorry PabstBlueRectum, I thought it better that I did wake you.

 

[MIMS]

Silly question. It's rape in pretty much every jurisdiction, so...yes

 

[NES]

Silly question. It's rape in pretty much every jurisdiction, so...yes

It is? Why is that? If women dont want **** they should become lesbians. And if my wife is a lesbian I should have the right to divorce her without giving her shit. Plus it is sort of forcing you to commit adultry which is definately a crime.

 

[PBR]

Sorry PabstBlueRectum, I thought it better that I did wake you.

Thank you, Mr. Considerate...hope my snoring didn't bother you.

 

[NES]

Thank you, Mr. Considerate...hope my snoring didn't bother you.

No but your blue rectum did, whats up with that?

 

[PBR]

No but your blue rectum did, whats up with that?

Oh that...I was gang banged by the Blue Man Group

 

[RupertPupkin]

Oh that...I was gang banged by the Blue Man Group

Toshay

however under the circumstances , we will modify to

TooGay

 

[texansfan]

Oh that...I was gang banged by the Blue Man Group

So the penile enlargement was just a cover up for your gang rape?

 

[PBR]

So the penile enlargement was just a cover up for your gang rape?

I do have some issues...

 

[Buster]

Silly question. It's rape in pretty much every jurisdiction, so...yes

wtf? mine thanked me for waking her up

 

[NES]

wtf? mine thanked me for waking her up

Mine has been nagging me because I havent pulled the ol "suprise visit" in awhile. I guess if your girl doesnt like it awake she probably wont like it asleep either, thank God I married a nympho, but then again we have only been married for a year and a half so we will see how it goes.

 

[JakeT.]

I've had a girl or two ask me to do that...

 

[MIMS]

wtf? mine thanked me for waking her up

Never said they didn't enjoy it

 

[Kornholio]

I wake up 5 times a week with the wife riding me. I pretend to be asleep and let her do all the work.

 

[CaptainMorgan]

Its not rape, unless she says no

 

[MIMS]

Its not rape, unless she says no

Wrong

 

[PBR]

Wrong

killjoy