Translation:
I Vitterd have such a wonderful life that I'm going to sit here all day long every day, and make stupid quips in response to every single attack against
my beloved DNC and my liberal ideology, and my Democrat heroes that I worship. I will spend countless hours here, I will hit refresh all day long,
because that is my life, my wonderful life.
I will make stupid gay names for the righties in here, like wrong-way wille, lying Ace, and con-man Joe - and whenever I can, I'm going to say
"there's a reason why they call you lying Ace..." I'm going to do this, because I am a troll, and this stupid gay 2nd grade level antics are the
simple things that amuse my simple mind. I commit to do this all day long, every day - because this is my wonderful life.
Signed, Vitterd the lying troll