Do any of your girlfriends watch soap operas? Holy shit Give me a Gun.

Boxslayer · Aug 4, 2006

This is the kicker that really lead me to believe there is no God.

I'm on the verge of blowing my brains out.

My girlfriend gets home from work, and she watches her Tivo'd General Hospital. I can't take that shit, because the computer is right by our TV.

That damn song....with the trumpets and jazzy flute, elevator music.

Then that show just brainwashes her into thinking everyday normal activity should include arguments, and pain killers, and drama.

She's been normal for the 2 years Ive been with her, but she's gonna drop the dramatic bomb on me one day, I just know it. "Ohhhhhhhhhh GOD! I can't believe you did this. This is devastating."

"Relax you crazy ass. You're watching too much General Hospital. I left a fuckin dish in the sink for 23 minutes."

I mean, she's just sitting in front of a TV filled with drama for at least 2 hours a day. It's like putting your head in a microwave and shutting the door on it for 2 hours day....over time, a huge tumor should grow off the side of your head.

passingthewind · Aug 4, 2006

My wife watches General Hospital everyday, blah blah blah. Makes me sick, the stories are so damn phony.

passingthewind · Aug 4, 2006

Yeha I know Box, how about the one cop robbing the drug dealer of pain killers, LMFAO>

kingbill · Aug 4, 2006

passingthewind said:
Yeha I know Box, how about the one cop robbing the drug dealer of pain killers, LMFAO>

Shit it sounds like you follow it...Busted

HarryCaray · Aug 4, 2006

My GF TIVO's Days of our Lives and watches it when we get home from work. It's horrible.

Journeyman · Aug 4, 2006

I actually got hooked on Day's of Our Lives when I met my old wife back in 1992...they're quite addictive....in some ways similar to reading this forum because the story never ends.

Journeyman · Aug 4, 2006

HarryCaray said:
My GF TIVO's Days of our Lives and watches it when we get home from work. It's horrible.

Ya gotta love Days Harry...geez no wonder you have an orange hand you got no taste!

ucking:

TescoVee · Aug 4, 2006

the wife likes to watch Sex And The City over and over. then she likes to compare our lives to those of fictional characters. boy thats a fun time.

Journeyman · Aug 4, 2006

Tesco Vee said:
the wife likes to watch Sex And The City over and over. then she likes to compare our lives to those of fictional characters. boy thats a fun time.

:lolBIG: that is classic, that's why these type shows are so popular...people want that life....it's not realistic though, think about it, you end up having a ton of sex partners and wonderful short term relationships, the real world isn't that easy....

Same with Melrose Place by the end of the series the entire cast had slept with each other.

yea i watch em all :nopityA:

SkinsRaj28 · Aug 4, 2006

Kill that bitch. She can watch General Hospital from the freezer.

juice · Aug 4, 2006

could be worse... could be oprah.
why so many people would let some fat know-it-all tell them what to do is beyond me.

Rawpimple · Aug 4, 2006

SkinsRaj28 said:
Kill that bitch. She can watch General Hospital from the freezer.

:lolBIG:

ope:

Boxslayer · Aug 5, 2006

SkinsRaj28 said:
Kill that bitch. She can watch General Hospital from the freezer.

LMAO

gynecologist · Aug 5, 2006

juice said:
could be worse... could be oprah.
why so many people would let some fat know-it-all tell them what to do is beyond me.

You are right

Romanowski · Aug 5, 2006

Univision soaps on mute are the shit

kingcapper33 · Aug 5, 2006

Boxslayer32 said:
This is the kicker that really lead me to believe there is no God.

I'm on the verge of blowing my brains out.

My girlfriend gets home from work, and she watches her Tivo'd General Hospital. I can't take that shit, because the computer is right by our TV.

That damn song....with the trumpets and jazzy flute, elevator music.

Then that show just brainwashes her into thinking everyday normal activity should include arguments, and pain killers, and drama.

She's been normal for the 2 years Ive been with her, but she's gonna drop the dramatic bomb on me one day, I just know it. "Ohhhhhhhhhh GOD! I can't believe you did this. This is devastating."

"Relax you crazy ass. You're watching too much General Hospital. I left a fuckin dish in the sink for 23 minutes."

I mean, she's just sitting in front of a TV filled with drama for at least 2 hours a day. It's like putting your head in a microwave and shutting the door on it for 2 hours day....over time, a huge tumor should grow off the side of your head.

best thing about the soaps, is all the sexy women on them, just picturing them naked...ha ha:shaking:

xpanda · Aug 5, 2006

Tesco Vee said:
the wife likes to watch Sex And The City over and over. then she likes to compare our lives to those of fictional characters. boy thats a fun time.

Ouch! Men will always be on the losing end if they're compared to the characters on Sex and the City (my favourite show, btw.) No way would (most) men in real life put up with the crap these women put on them. But then, no way in real life would (most) women let men spooge all over their faces and smile about it.

So I guess it's all even in the end.

Fighting_Irishman · Aug 5, 2006

Any women that watch soap operas will create drama when they get a chance.....And I feel sorry for men who are involved with these women. My advice is get out now while you still have your sanity!!!!!!!!! These soap operas actually suck the intelligence right out of your wives right in front of you and you may have to give them a little extra attention, but either convince them to watch something a little more intelligent (Like Scrubs) or I am leaving.........

FI

kingbill · Aug 5, 2006

xpanda said:
Ouch! Men will always be on the losing end if they're compared to the characters on Sex and the City (my favourite show, btw.) No way would (most) men in real life put up with the crap these women put on them. But then, no way in real life would (most) women let men spooge all over their faces and smile about it.

So I guess it's all even in the end.

I've never really seen it but I get a lot of women say I have a Mr. Big thing going on...not sure if that's good or I should be pissed.

xpanda · Aug 6, 2006

kingbill said:
I've never really seen it but I get a lot of women say I have a Mr. Big thing going on...not sure if that's good or I should be pissed.

That depends. Are you super sexy and mysterious or do you have commitment issues? Big was all of that.

I'd shag him, tho.