Did you ever have one of those mornings ...

[assassin]

where nothing went right?

Slept through the wake-up call,
stumbled in the bathroom grabbing my lighteer and matches instead of cigs,
shower took 3 minutes to get warm
broke the case for my toothbrush
tried to fix it and broke a glass on the bathroom floor
didn't charge my cell phone the night before
got to work and realized I had locked a cabinet and the key was in my pants
realized I sent the pants to the dry cleaner that morning
Back to the hotel, twisting my ankle on the street looking at a pretty woman wearing a thong
concierge found the key
Have now lost and hour at work, client wants to rehash a technical legal/accounting issue for 1 hour (I keep telling him I'm neither an accontant nor a lawyer, but that I know I am correct)
guy supposed to work for me friday cancels out, but says he can make it monday and tuesday (means I need to work late friday)
check email and realize 1 partner still hasn't approved the project I'm working on, so I can't bill the client
team wants me to set up a dinner this evening for a guy going away to cuba
log in at luch and realize my book still hasn't posted my measly 10% bonus (still not posted as I post here)

grrr some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed

 

[IDENTITY]

creative but not true

 

[ballsofblue]

i'll buy the bonus part. beats the normal forgot my bonus post

 

[assassin]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IDENTITY:
creative but not true

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100% true. Just one of those mornings.

NOt much exciting this morning. Working on a draft report (due this afternoon).

Got a call my 2 week assignment starting 7/7 was reduced to 2 days due to budget issues

Logged in the office, my big boss man may have a different 2 week project for me in Japan starting 7/7 (amaxing how things even out)

Oh, I did finally get the measly 10% bonus, went 0-2 there yesterday, so all that is left in the account is the bonus.

Would I lie to you?