Elmer
Fair enough you are who you are. That being said I put Racist way below touts on the food chain, and I am sure most feel the same way. Carry on
Fair enough you are who you are. That being said I put Racist way below touts on the food chain, and I am sure most feel the same way. Carry on
elmer
I don't understand why you would use racism, to get your point across.
Peace
I don't understand why you would use racism, to get your point across.
Peace
Elmer....I edited out the racism....thanks for not posting racism at the RX....good luck on your plays today
guys,i am 50 yrs young & we used that term when i was young.i was raised around 3 black families that im still in contact with,matter of fact i walked thru the snow this morning to check an older black persons mailbox for her(i do all winter).blame it on my head,not my heart quote jesse jackson
Elmer
No problem buddy. I understand fire away at Dogball.
BTW what was Nathan's name in the movie the Jerk?
No problem buddy. I understand fire away at Dogball.
BTW what was Nathan's name in the movie the Jerk?
J Dog
Invade France? Hell no we need a good caterer for the victory gala.
Invade France? Hell no we need a good caterer for the victory gala.
DICKY-
" BTW what was Nathan's name in the movie the Jerk? "
You are on comedic fire today - Offshore as well
Thanks for the
" BTW what was Nathan's name in the movie the Jerk? "
You are on comedic fire today - Offshore as well
Thanks for the
france>>> lmao
a guy sent me this about france
FRANCE ....
Any wonder why the French claim to be "lovers not fighters"?
The Complete Military History of France -
Here's the real reason we don't want France's help!
- Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian (from Rome, no less).
- Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a French man."
-Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
- Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
- Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
- War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
-The Dutch War - Tied
-War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
-War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
- French and Indian Wars - Mainly lost, winning only when the Indians did most of the fighting.
- American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France wins only when America does most of the fighting."
- French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
-World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
- War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu.
- Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
- War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.
The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?" In fact, if the Germans ever conquer France again, we should let them keep it...
a guy sent me this about france
FRANCE ....
Any wonder why the French claim to be "lovers not fighters"?
The Complete Military History of France -
Here's the real reason we don't want France's help!
- Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian (from Rome, no less).
- Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a French man."
-Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
- Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
- Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
- War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
-The Dutch War - Tied
-War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
-War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
- French and Indian Wars - Mainly lost, winning only when the Indians did most of the fighting.
- American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France wins only when America does most of the fighting."
- French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
-World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
- War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu.
- Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
- War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.
The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?" In fact, if the Germans ever conquer France again, we should let them keep it...
Dogball
Their making it too easy today. My god it must be a full moon
Their making it too easy today. My god it must be a full moon
will post separately to wonderdog
France reconsiders,
In a stunning reversal of policy, French President Jacques Chirac announced today that the French government will be supporting the War on Terror after all.
Five hundred soldiers from the elite L'Abandonnement du Field d'Honneur Battalion (French Surrender Battalion) of the Legion Etrangere (Foreign Legion) are in the process of shipping out to Iraq where they will assist the elite Iraqi Republican Guard in their surrender to the American Armed Forces.
"Eet ees important to be haughty and insufferable when surrendering," said General Philippe de Peepee, the Commanding Officer of the Surrender Battalion, who has personally surrendered in more than 200 battles going back to Dien Bien Phu in 1954.
"We French are ze world masters at surrendering, n'est ce pas, not like you arrogant Americans who never surrender. Ha, I spit on your filthy American victories."
President Chirac also announced that his government will be sending 3,000 advisors from the elite Force du Collaborateur Francaise (French Collaboration Force) to assist the Iraqis in collaborating with the Americans while pretending to be part of a non-existent resistance movement.
When Saddam Hussein asked Chirac to advise him as to how many troops would be needed to defend his capital city, Chirac replied, "I do not know. France has no experience in defending its capital city."
Interesting news story ...
A restaurant in Eastern North Carolina said it will no longer
use the term "French Fries."
From now on they will be called "Freedom Fries."
In a stunning reversal of policy, French President Jacques Chirac announced today that the French government will be supporting the War on Terror after all.
Five hundred soldiers from the elite L'Abandonnement du Field d'Honneur Battalion (French Surrender Battalion) of the Legion Etrangere (Foreign Legion) are in the process of shipping out to Iraq where they will assist the elite Iraqi Republican Guard in their surrender to the American Armed Forces.
"Eet ees important to be haughty and insufferable when surrendering," said General Philippe de Peepee, the Commanding Officer of the Surrender Battalion, who has personally surrendered in more than 200 battles going back to Dien Bien Phu in 1954.
"We French are ze world masters at surrendering, n'est ce pas, not like you arrogant Americans who never surrender. Ha, I spit on your filthy American victories."
President Chirac also announced that his government will be sending 3,000 advisors from the elite Force du Collaborateur Francaise (French Collaboration Force) to assist the Iraqis in collaborating with the Americans while pretending to be part of a non-existent resistance movement.
When Saddam Hussein asked Chirac to advise him as to how many troops would be needed to defend his capital city, Chirac replied, "I do not know. France has no experience in defending its capital city."
Interesting news story ...
A restaurant in Eastern North Carolina said it will no longer
use the term "French Fries."
From now on they will be called "Freedom Fries."
tic tac
didnt you used to be on a tv show with
<ricardo montalban> ????
didnt you used to be on a tv show with
<ricardo montalban> ????
urchin
the italians at least faught every war with only one goal, which is to bang the enemy females.
any of you guys saw the movie called <mediteraneo> ?
you forgot one war by french canadians.
tried to fight canada for independence. 1 victim and the war was over <lost>.
the italians at least faught every war with only one goal, which is to bang the enemy females.
any of you guys saw the movie called <mediteraneo> ?
you forgot one war by french canadians.
tried to fight canada for independence. 1 victim and the war was over <lost>.
France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.
France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
---Mark Twain
France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
---Mark Twain
