Devilwoman... I'm up early.

[Jack Herer]

How's it going?

 

[Devilwoman]

Did you invest in an alarm clock?

 

[Jack Herer]

No, I'm on East Coast time now. Fucking sucks.

 

[Devilwoman]

lol ok

 

[Devilwoman]

No, I'm on East Coast time now. Fucking sucks.

So you made it to America?

 

[Jack Herer]

So you made it to America?

America... I guess you just don't know better. This is America you dumbass.

 

[Devilwoman]

I meant North America you dicksucker.

 

[Jack Herer]

I meant North America you dicksucker.

Mejico you mean?

 

[Devilwoman]

Mejico you mean?

NO. I mean United States.

 

[Jack Herer]

NO. I mean United States.

Oh ok, that's better. Yeah, I'm in this shithole. You wanna meet up for meth?

 

[Devilwoman]

haha.

 

[Devilwoman]

Oh ok, that's better. Yeah, I'm in this shithole. You wanna meet up for meth?

Your gonna have to get up earlier than that...Meth meetings are at 5am. Sorry Jack but you missed it this morning.

 

[Jack Herer]

Your gonna have to get up earlier than that...Meth meetings are at 5am. Sorry Jack but you missed it this morning.

Ok cool, but don't complain afterwards about not having any friends.

Change subject... would you rather do penis tartar or PBR?

 

[Jack Herer]

Don't worry, they won't read this. You can be honest. Their feelings won't be hurt.

 

[Devilwoman]

I would rather do Wil or Jake. A man with power.

 

[Jack Herer]

Hmmm, we might have a problem here. They're not in the poll.

 

[Devilwoman]

Hmmm, we might have a problem here. They're not in the poll.

Start over!

 

[Jack Herer]

Start over!

You are a woman and you have no saying here. You do whatever we tell you, just like it is at your home. So its either steak or PBR, or both at the same time.

 

[Devilwoman]

You are a woman and you have no saying here. You do whatever we tell you, just like it is at your home. So its either steak or PBR, or both at the same time.

Then why the fuck did you ask me?

 

[hater]

good morning losers