Devil Woman, when you get back tell these guys about the time..

[NES]

....that your dad lit me on fire while your 3 great danes were eating the puke out of my mouth.

 

[Devilwoman]

lol...I remember that! We were watching that dinosaur show...you know "Not the Momma".

 

[Devilwoman]

You were sitting in the living room and puked all over your megadeath shirt. My dad was mad and made the dogs eat it off you.

 

[Devilwoman]

The fire was your punishment. You were sooo drunk what were we 14?

 

[NES]

Oh yeah, I forgot about Dinosaurs, that little baby dino was the one that pushed me over the edge. That was the first time I ever got that hammered, I think we were drinking 7on7 and smoking tons of weed. Your Dad always said he had pictures of the dogs eating the puke out of my mouth, is that true?

 

[NES]

The fire was your punishment. You were sooo drunk what were we 14?

Isnt it illegal to light minors on fire? Your dad may be a little crazy in the head DW, you might want to have him admitted.

 

[Devilwoman]

Oh yeah, I forgot about Dinosaurs, that little baby dino was the one that pushed me over the edge. That was the first time I ever got that hammered, I think we were drinking 7on7 and smoking tons of weed. Your Dad always said he had pictures of the dogs eating the puke out of my mouth, is that true?

I will have to ask if he still has them.

 

[Devilwoman]

Isnt it illegal to light minors on fire? Your dad may be a little crazy in the head DW, you might want to have him admitted.

Admitted? Oh he admits it.

 

[NES]

You have seen them? If you can get them then you must scan them in post them here.

 

[Devilwoman]

Sure!

 

[Devilwoman]

My dad was talking about you the other day. He told me when you were like 9 or 10 you and my lil bro were walking a dry creek bed and found all kinds of animal medicine and syringes...and you were trying to shoot up the animal medicine.

 

[NES]

Your brother is full of shit, ask him about the time we tricked him into peeing on an electric fence.

 

[Devilwoman]

Your brother is full of shit, ask him about the time we tricked him into peeing on an electric fence.

My brother didn't say it...can you even fucking read?

 

[NES]

Yeah but your dad wasnt there, as per your story bitch. Get your facts straight be for you open your trap.

 

[Devilwoman]

Yeah but your dad wasnt there, as per your story bitch. Get your facts straight be for you open your trap.

Ah ha!

 

[NES]

Plus your ex hubby is the one that taught me to shoot up, thanks for the memories bitch.

 

[Devilwoman]

Plus your ex hubby is the one that got me to shoot up, thanks for the memories bitch.

Yea me too...on our honeymoon.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

Plus your ex hubby is the one that shot me to shoot up, thanks for the memories bitch.

what?

 

[NES]

LOL, for some reason I dont doubt that. Did he have problems getting it up with all the dope he was doing?

 

[Devilwoman]

LOL, for some reason I dont doubt that. Did he have problems getting it up with all the dope he was doing?

lol...you should ask your brothers ex-wife.