OMG... No joke...
Two days ago I'm driving down a country road and there's a sign that says BEAR CROSSING. Now I'm thinking to myself that I don't think I'd ever seen a bear before in the entire state of Florida that wasn't in a zoo.
About a half mile down the road, I knew there a deer crossing sign, and then about a half mile up, another bear crossing sign.
I'd never seen a deer either in this state to be honest with you, but I always wondered how the deer knew to cross at the deer crossing and not the bear crossing and vice versa.
So I'm driving up towards this deer crossing sign, and I'll be damned... mother fucking deer standing RIGHT IN FRONT of the deer crossing sign... It was just poking its nose around in the grass, but it was literally maybe two steps from the deer crossing sign.