Deep Thoughts.......Life Cycle Backwards?

[Rawpimple]

Life Cycle

I really believe the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

 

[Fishhead]

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[Journeyman]

yes, it is a shame "youth is wasted on the young" ...How many times do we say "If I only knew then what I know now"?

I am just hoping there really is an after life because it will suck to just die and not know what happened .

 

[bigdong]

maybee in a perfect world,...........you did alot of thinking on this one,.....to much for me to ponder,....:smoker2:

 

[winbet]

Actually it would be the equivailent of having Alzheimer's, everyday you would remember less and bettingwise become squarer by the day.

 

[bigdong]

yeah what if the gambling/handicapping worked backwards along with it,.........can you imagine starting with a huge bankroll and making some of the sharpest plays around and by the end,.....you were making the dumbest most not thought out wasted plays:cryingcry instead of getting wiser and gaining knowlege ya just gave it back to the books with intrest:smoking:

 

[Dante]

you are born dependent on someone and you get old right before you die and are dependent on someone...life is full circle

 

[Doug]

Seinfeld:

To me, the thing about birthday parties is that the first birthday party you have and the last birthday party you have are actually quite similar. You know, you just kinda sit there... you're the least excited person at the party. You don't even really realize that there is a party. You don't know what's goin' on. Both birthday parties, people have to kinda help you blow out the candles, you can't do it... you don't even know why you're doing it. What is this ritual? What is going on? It's also the only two birthday parties where other people have to gather your friends together for you. Sometimes they're not even your friends. They make the judgement. They bring 'em in, they sit 'em down, and they tell you - 'these are your friends! Tell them thank you for coming to my birthday party.