I hate to break the news to you, but whoever told you that you were a good coach apparently lied to you. I am writing you this letter to let you know that in fact you are just an ordinary run of the mill coach. Good luck against Flordia next week. You're definitely gonna need it with that horrible play calling and conservative attitude.
Sincerely,
Frank the tank
P.S. I really dont like you Nick Saban
Sincerely,
Frank the tank
P.S. I really dont like you Nick Saban