Dear Abby

[Shotgun]

Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch TV, while I work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed,Clueless

Dear Clueless: Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you're a United States Senator from New York now -- you don't need him anymore.

 

[Lt.Dan]

Senator Clinton is currently fighting to stop Junior's closing of VA Medical Centers in the State of New York. I have more respect for Bill Clinton, who at least was honest about his lack of service during the Vietnam War than Junior who "served" as a ruse to avoid duty in RVN.

I have more respect for an honest man who got head from a younger babe than a man who is an arrogant pretender!

Semper Fi,

Lt. Dan

 

[lander]

Senator Clinton makes me proud to be a NYer. God bless this altruistic brilliant woman

 

[TheGeneral+]