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Had an exciting day today..thought I'd share.

1) Picked my boat up yesterday from the mechanic. Had some maintenance work done, nothing major.

2) Got zero sleep due to sick baby.

3) Had to be at ball fields at 7am for my 12yr. olds travel game..they lost.

4) Put my boat in the water, and while trying to start the engines, noticed the bilge pump was going crazy, shooting water out without stop for about 30+ seconds.

I said to my wife (just her and I today) "Holy shit, is the plug in boat? I bet those mother fuckers took the plug out and didn't put it back in."

5) I lift up the transom door and sure enough, water is rushing in, glup...glup..glup..

6) I had to run to pick up the truck I had already parked and back it back down the ramp.

7) I jumped back in the boat to pull it back onto the trailer and "SPLASH!!!" There goes the Blackberry into the Gulf, gone.

8) After banging in the cabin, the weather rolled in. We pulled anchor and travled the 12 miles home in rough seas, rain, sea spray, lightning, etc.

9) When arriving back at the dock I almost got into a fight with some redneck from D'Iberville, MS. Wont tell the whole story, but it had to do with who was at the dock first.

10) Went to Taco Bell and got fucked in the drive through, giving me regular tacos and burritos instead of the Fresco I had ordered.

That's about it. Was a pretty fucked up day to say the least. The boat sinking wouldn't be that big of a deal, it is well insured.

:ohno:
 

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Momma said there'd be days like this.
 

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Had an exciting day today..thought I'd share.

1) Picked my boat up yesterday from the mechanic. Had some maintenance work done, nothing major.

2) Got zero sleep due to sick baby.

3) Had to be at ball fields at 7am for my 12yr. olds travel game..they lost.

4) Put my boat in the water, and while trying to start the engines, noticed the bilge pump was going crazy, shooting water out without stop for about 30+ seconds.

I said to my wife (just her and I today) "Holy shit, is the plug in boat? I bet those mother fuckers took the plug out and didn't put it back in."

5) I lift up the transom door and sure enough, water is rushing in, glup...glup..glup..

6) I had to run to pick up the truck I had already parked and back it back down the ramp.

7) I jumped back in the boat to pull it back onto the trailer and "SPLASH!!!" There goes the Blackberry into the Gulf, gone.

8) After banging in the cabin, the weather rolled in. We pulled anchor and travled the 12 miles home in rough seas, rain, sea spray, lightning, etc.

9) When arriving back at the dock I almost got into a fight with some redneck from D'Iberville, MS. Wont tell the whole story, but it had to do with who was at the dock first.

10) Went to Taco Bell and got fucked in the drive through, giving me regular tacos and burritos instead of the Fresco I had ordered.

That's about it. Was a pretty fucked up day to say the least. The boat sinking wouldn't be that big of a deal, it is well insured.

:ohno:


File this under who gives a shit???? :think2:
 

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hire a captain and crew with your 40k a month you make....and in #9.......that pretty much was the whole story
 

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hire a captain and crew with your 40k a month you make....and in #9.......that pretty much was the whole story

Good idea. http://www.boatnbabes.com/gallery/data/509/thumbs/668.jpg

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