Cost of LIVING

[Boxslayer]

This planet has gone off the deep end man.

Back in the day, you lived in a fuckin cave. You gave a bitch a haymaker, dragged her back to your crib, knocked her up, and then hunted some food. No worries.

No cost of living.


NOW.......

You have to PAY to LIVE! I breathe air...I gotta pay. We got rent, electric, bla bla.

Example, I took one of my Loch Ness turds the other day (just the top was sticking out the toilet water). Clogged the bitch. Plunger. Fa sho.

Now, I get my sewage bill and they charged me an extra $2 this month. I realized they raised sewage in my area, and then it hit me....

These motherfuckers are charging me to drop a deuce.

Some greedy fucker who's probably Kodiak's great grandfather tried to think of a way to scam people and he said...

Kodiak's Grandfather: "How can we make money? What does everyone need to do?"
Jackass#2: "Everyone poops."
Kodiak's grandfather: "Thats it! We'll charge them to shit. We'll call it sewage fee. Slap me some skin!"

So i stopped flushing my toilet for the past two days to teach these fuckers a lesson.

It hasnt gone over too well with my girlfriend, but we're working on it.

 

[Dubpoet]

I wish I was in the old wild west. I lose I shoot the fucker down. I win and grab the hot hooker and a bottle of Jack and plug her.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Take a shite at work or at the pub if its at the weekend.

 

[HarryCaray]

So i stopped flushing my toilet for the past two days to teach these fuckers a lesson.

It hasnt gone over too well with my girlfriend, but we're working on it.

This may be one of those "choose your battles" issues BS. uppy:

However, I applaud your conviction.

 

[passingthewind]

LOL, now that is funny shit Box.

Wanna here something else even more screwed up. Someone I know just got released to a half way house. Now if he holds a job for two weeks and shows his stubs he can go home and report once a month to his p.o. officer. He has to hold the job until November. Well here is the kicker, the half way house takes 25% of your pay and calls it, "a charge for bed space". Even if you are staying their or not, so after 2 weeks if you are home, you are paying for the bed space until your'e probabtion has expired. And to boot, they basically can charge that same amount for the same bed over and over. Meaning in 4 or 5 months you can charge 10-20 or more people for bed space when they are not even sleeping in that bed, try and see if a motel got away with that.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

So i stopped flushing my toilet for the past two days to teach these fuckers a lesson.

It hasnt gone over too well with my girlfriend, but we're working on it.

Try drowning that bitch for a minute or so in that toilet...she'll shut the fuck up after that. Trust me. Worked on my mom.

On an unrelated note, who the fuck flushes the toilet voluntarily? I routinely go weeks in-between flushes. Your eagerness to flush disturbs me.

 

[Rawpimple]

Just go in your backyard and take a shit! Fuck all these people in this world that thinks Human Beings are fucking the most supreme being in this world is ridiculous. That humans are far greater than any other living being. Humans just have a slightly more developed brain. Thats it. Everything else is the same from the mouth to the anus. Ok and humans have opposable thumbs. Thats it.
Fuck, go outside (you shouldnt have pants on becuase no other animal does and what makes you any better) and squat and let that shit rip. Your dog does it. Do you see him complaining about sewage bills? Nut up.
We all live and die just like every other living being on this planet. We have a DNA that is 99% homologous with the fucking chimp for crying out loud. The fact that you have a job as a secretary at Geek Squad makes you better than the fucking Cheetah roaming Africas flatlands?

Fuck this!

 

[donkeybucks]

Already tried the don't flush for periods of time thing.

Two problems arose: (1) The smell (2) The flies

Compensate the extra $2 expense to the sewage people by cutting back in other area's such as......

Drink one less Colt 45 per month.
Turn the thermostat up one degree for about a day or two in the month.
Go for the hamburger instead of the Big Mac.
Shop for store brands instead of the expensive brands. (One shopping of doing this for food and household items will save you more than enough to compensate the $2 extra a month and will set you for the extra expense for about a year or two)
Pass on the Ho's for one night.
Get a tempory job and use the money to pay the extra $2 a month.

Their are many ways to compensate for the extra expense of pooping. It's not fair but life never is.

 

[beating.vegas]

This planet has gone off the deep end man.

Back in the day, you lived in a fuckin cave. You gave a bitch a haymaker, dragged her back to your crib, knocked her up, and then hunted some food. No worries.

No cost of living.


NOW.......

You have to PAY to LIVE! I breathe air...I gotta pay. We got rent, electric, bla bla.

Example, I took one of my Loch Ness turds the other day (just the top was sticking out the toilet water). Clogged the bitch. Plunger. Fa sho.

Now, I get my sewage bill and they charged me an extra $2 this month. I realized they raised sewage in my area, and then it hit me....

These motherfuckers are charging me to drop a deuce.

Some greedy fucker who's probably Kodiak's great grandfather tried to think of a way to scam people and he said...

Kodiak's Grandfather: "How can we make money? What does everyone need to do?"
Jackass#2: "Everyone poops."
Kodiak's grandfather: "Thats it! We'll charge them to shit. We'll call it sewage fee. Slap me some skin!"

So i stopped flushing my toilet for the past two days to teach these fuckers a lesson.

It hasnt gone over too well with my girlfriend, but we're working on it.

WE GOT RENT... HOOKED ON BOOPHONICSuppy:


$2.00 BREAKING YOU MY BROTHER. TRADE IN YOUR FILA'S AND GO GET YOURSELF SOME ZIPS.

PRICE OF CRAZY HORSE ALSO WENT UP TO 1.79 A 40 OZ. YOU MUST BE LOSING YOUR FUCKING MIND.

FUCKING $2.00... STFUA.

 

[beating.vegas]

I USE TO RENT TO A CRACK WHORE WHO FLUSHED HER TOILET EVERY OTHER DAY.

PERSPECTIVE

 

[nascarphenom]

cut back from the Colt 45's and go to Steel Reserve! ucking: ucking:

 

[passingthewind]

Vegas you drive a fucking Pinto you ******, who are you kidding, the only thing you can afford is your hand, let alone a crack whore.

 

[Boxslayer]

I USE TO RENT TO A CRACK WHORE WHO FLUSHED HER TOILET EVERY OTHER DAY.

PERSPECTIVE

Sounds like a splendid little piece of property if you have crack whores renting there. LMAO.

As for you trying to call out my "grammar": It was intentional numbnuts. I just got done saying "fa sho". And you shouldn't be bringing up grammar and spelling, anyway. Pot calling the kettle black if I've ever seen it.

And if you think my post was serious and I'm really trying to save $2 by not flushing my toilet, all I have to say is wow. Grab a gun and kill yourself, life gets way harder than trying to figure out when people are joking or not.

How's football going? Looks like a complete ass-kicking you fuckin amateur. Keep playing the entire board. It's a great way to have an edge over the house.

 

[beating.vegas]

pissingintothewind...

stupid futhermucker you are

:monsters-

not rent a crack whore...rent to a crack whore. It's called ownership of rental property. You will learn about that after you get through school and get a real job. Then if you are lucky and smart enough puppy: )
you'll buy some property and become a landlord.:toast:

 

[beating.vegas]

Sounds like a splendid little piece of property if you have crack whores renting there. LMAO.

As for you trying to call out my "grammar": It was intentional numbnuts. I just got done saying "fa sho". And you shouldn't be bringing up grammar and spelling, anyway. Pot calling the kettle black if I've ever seen it.

And if you think my post was serious and I'm really trying to save $2 by not flushing my toilet, all I have to say is wow. Grab a gun and kill yourself, life gets way harder than trying to figure out when people are joking or not.

How's football going? Looks like a complete ass-kicking you fuckin amateur. Keep playing the entire board. It's a great way to have an edge over the house.

pot is white...:nopityA:

take a quick look at the top left under beating vegas...

what do it say?

now say it 10 times.uppy:


i would have to guess that you happened to be is the contest.:howdy: let your peoples know that i is here every week for winners.

worst of luck

 

[Boxslayer]

pot is white...:nopityA:

take a quick look at the top left under beating vegas...

what do it say?

now say it 10 times.uppy:


i would have to guess that you happened to be is the contest.:howdy: let your peoples know that i is here every week for winners.

worst of luck

#1 - And your guess would be incorrect. Just like your picks. No I wasnt in that contest, and I guarantee at least half the people at the RX didnt even know about it. This is the first Ive ever heard of it. Am I supposed to be impressed? I dont join contests like 90% of the people on here. I'm guessing maybe 100,000+ users at therx. I'm guessing maybe 100 joined. Regardless, I'll bet that less than 1% of the registered users of the rx joined whatever contest it is that you are talking about.

#2 - I don't live in the past. That was last year. THIS YEAR, you are getting bent over without lube. One hit wonder LAST YEAR in a pointless contest that hardly anyone knew about or joined.

Tell your grandkids.

And once again, shoot yourself.

arty:

 

[passingthewind]

Aint that the truth, living in the past youre a fucking legend you tart, downs syndrome mother fucker. Go jump off a bridge as. I would think you must have paid someone to win that contest because so far your picks suck donkey balls this year. HA HA.

 

[ClipJoint]

I USE TO RENT TO A CRACK WHORE WHO FLUSHED HER TOILET EVERY OTHER DAY.

I can't believe you actually charge your mom rent...that's fucked up.

 

[passingthewind]

Clipjoint, fucking hilarious, LMFAO!

 

[royboy_3831]

WOW Clip, that's brutal..... AND FUNNY AS HELL!!! :missingte