Classic Beantown.

Had to repost it from across the street. Great stuff:

beantownjim
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Saturday, March 22, 2003 6:07 PM



BOYS LET ME BEGIN BY SAYING ARNOLD PALMER IS LOOSING IT I THINK THE GUY IS CRACKING UP I MEAN REALLY GONE.TODAY I WAS WATCHING THE GOLF AND THEY INTERVIEWED ARNIE PALMER AND THE QUESTION CAME UP ABOUT HIS GRANDSON CADDYING FOR HIM ARNIE SAYS HE IS MY INSPIRATION AND THE KID CAN PLAY GOLF HE WON THE CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP AT BAY HILL FOR CHRIST SAKES ARNIE BEANTOWNJIM COULD WIN THAT TITLE FROM A BUNCH OF RICH OLD PROTESTANTS WHAT THE F-CK DOES THIS PROVE.THEN ARNIE SAYS WITH A WINK I THINK MY GRANDSON WILL GIVE TIGER A GOOD RUN HE IS THIS GOOD A PLAYER.AFTER THIS STATEMENT I HAD TO SWITCH THE CHANNEL BECAUSE I WAS FEELING SORRY FOR THE KING HE NEVER HAD A SON SO HE IS TRYING TO MAKE HIS GRANDSON INTO THE NEXT ARNOLD PALMER SORRY ARNIE YOUR GRANDSON SUCKS AND THE ONLY WAY HE GOT INTO WAKE FORREST ON A GOLF SCHOLORSHIP IS BECAUSE HE IS ARNIES GRANDSON. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE RICHEST GUY IN THE UNITED STATES AND HE LETS HIS GRANDSON TAKE A SCHOLORSHIP AWAY FROM A NEEDY KID TO SEND HIS BIG GOOFY FAG GRANDSON TO WAKE FORREST.BOYS I NEVER KNEW MY GRAND PARENTS BECAUSE THEY WORKED HARD ON THE RAILROADS AND DIED YOUNG I COULD ONLY IMAGINE HOW MUCH ARNIE SPOILED THIS BIG GOON (SAM) WHO THE F-CK NAMES A KID SAM WHAT IS THIS SHORT FOR SAMANTHA.IF I HEAR ARNIE EVER COMPARE HIS GRANSON TO TIGER WOODS AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY RIDE TO THE BAY HILL CLUB AND KICK THE CRAP OUT OF BOTH ARNIE AND HIS FAG GRANDSON (SAM) THE KID SHOULD BE A MIDDLE LINEBACKER FOR WAKE FORREST NOT A WIMP ON THE GOLF TEAM.I SAW HIM HE IS ABOUT 6 FOOT 3 AND WEIGHS ABOUT 230 AND ARNIE SAYS THE KID IS A FIGHTER MAN I WOULD LIKE TO PUT HIM TO THE TEST.SORRY I LOST MY COOL BOYS BUT I JUST CANT TO HEAR RICH F-CKS LIKE ARNIE TELL US ABOUT HIS SPOILED ROTTEN GRANDSON WHO NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HIS LIFE AND IS PROBABLY ALREADY WORTH MILLIONS.I HOPE THE KID DATES A BLACK BROAD THEN WAIT AND SEE HOW NICE A GUY ARNIE PALMER REALLY IS.

I DONT CARE WHAT ANY FAKE YUPPIES SAY (SAM) IS A FAG NAME ALL THE SINGLE LESBIAN MOTHERS NAME THERE SONS SAM NO WONDER WHY THEY ALL TURN OUT TO BE BIG FAGS

 

[elmer9]

youre anti american so go to hell

 

SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE THE FAG, WITH SOME HIDDEN ISSUES......U MIGHT AS WELL PUT THE PINK PUMPS ON AND COME OUT OF THE CLOSET....ONLY A HOMO, WOULD READ WHAT YOU READ INTO THAT INTERVIEW....

GEESH, I HATE TO ADMIT IT, I AGREE WITH ELMER THIS TIME....

 

huh?

that's vintage beantown, dont know him? used to post over here, great fade and funny as hell, but (sick), very (sick).


beantownjim
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Sunday, March 02, 2003 6:29 AM



I HAVE TO GIVE SCOTTY BOY CREDIT HE HAD A VERY GOOD MONTH BUT I WILL ALSO SAY THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A FIX IN THE CONTEST.YES BOYS YOU HEARD ME I THINK SCOTTY BOY BOUGHT OUT THE OFFICIAL SCORER WHO FUDGED HIS NUMBERS.ALSO ONE OF THE OTHER HANDICAPPERS A GUY NAMED (BOB THE HAT) TOLD ME SCOTTY LANDAU WAS CALLING HIM DAILY TO FIND OUT WHO HE PLAYED AND OUR HERO WOULD GO THE OTHER WAY BECAUSE HE KNEW HE WAS ICE COLD.I NEVER THOUGHT OUR HERO WOULD FIX A HANDICAPPING CONTEST BUT MANAGEMENT IS LOOKING INTO THESE ALLEGATIONS.I JUST HOPE THEY DONT DQ SCOTTY BOY BECAUSE HE HAD A GOOD MONTH I JUST HOPE THERE WASNT ANY MONKEY BUSINESS GOING ON.JESUS CHRIST SCOTTY LANDAU WOULD DO ANYTHING TO WIN SOMETHING I JUST HOPE THE FIX WASNT IN.

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR JEWISH SISTER WAS DATING PATRICK EWING,SHAWN KEMP,KEVIN GARNETT,OR SCOTTY LANDAU WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS

 

[elmer9]

whoosyerdaddy.........??????????..........elmer & his wildcats,thats who!!!!!

 

beantownjim
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Wednesday, March 05, 2003 5:29 AM



THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME I WASTE ANYMORE TIME ON THIS DEADBEAT SCOTTY LANDAU BUT LAST NIGHT I READ SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING ON THE SPORTSNOW PAGER.CONGRATULATIONS SCOTTY LANDA NOTICE THE SPELLING ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE THIS LOSER HAS WON ANYTHING THEY FORGOT HOW TO SPELL HIS NAME HE GOT LUCKY LAST MONTH AND THE REAL HANDICAPPERS LAID DOWN AND LET SCOTTY HAVE HIS 10 SECONDS OF FAME BUT WHAT THE F-CK SCOTTY HOW COME THEY WROTE A BOOK ABOUT YOU.MOST MONTHS THE GUYS WHO WIN DONT WANT THE RECOGNITION BECAUSE THEY KNOW THERE GOOD BUT NOT OUR SCOTTY BOY THIS IS WHAT APPEARED ON THE SPORTSNOW PAGER.

HI MY NAME IS SCOTTY LANDAU I JUST WON LAST MONTHS CONTEST HERE AT THE SPORTSNOW PAGER SERVICE.I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY JEWISH PARENTS FOR BRINGING ME UP SMART, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY RABBI FOR HELPING ME TO PICK THE COLLEGE BASKETBALL AS BEANTOWNJIM SAYS LEAVE IT TO A JEW TO PULL A FAST ONE,I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK MY GIRLFRIEND FOR NOT LEAVING ME AND GOING TO SLEEP WITH SICK GAMBLER WE ALL KNOW HOW JEWISH BROADS GET AROUND WHOEVER HAS THE DOUGH AT THE TIME GETS THE ARSE.AND LAST I WOULD LIKE TO THANK JEWISH DEFENSE LEAGUE I MEAN THE U.S. MILITARY FOR PROTECTING MY HOMELAND AND GOING TO WAR SO THAT I AS AN AMERICAN JEWISH FELLA CAN RUN AROUND AND SHOOT OFF MY MOUTH ABOUT PALISTINE.SO THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT YOUR BUDDY SCOTTY LANDAU.(SHALOM) JESUS CHRIST SCOTTY I THOUGHT THE PRAISES AT THE SPORTSNOW SERVICE WOULD NEVER END HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY THEM TO SAY ALL THE KIND WORDS.

I THOUGHT SCOTTY BOY WAS A CARTOON CHARACTER AND PICKED GAMES FOR THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED GAMBLERS I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS A REAL HUMAN BEING WITH HIS OWN PAID SERVICE.I JUST FOUND OUT LAST NIGHT IN HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY THAT HE HAS HIS OWN (E-MAIL PICK SERVICE SCOTTY BO DO YOU ALSO HAVE A WEBSITE I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN POPPING IN SOME DAY HIS E-MAIL IS SCOTTLSPORTS@AOL.COM WHATS NEXT RAILBIRD OWNING HIS OWN CHURCH JESUS CHRIST THIS COUNTRY IS GOING SHITHOUSE