Chuck Norris facts

[RacerX]

"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise"

More chuck facts at chucknorrisfacts.com

Hilarious

 

[SkinsRaj28]

You're about a year late, I think.

 

[SC_trojan]

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

:lol:

 

[FuriousDrew]

Wow. Thought these were officially dead. I have a feeling this thread will be popular though, and I can't help contributing either.

"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called The Islands."

 

[coconutman]

Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, but he never cries.

 

[HisIsTheHand]

I absolutely love this shit. It got even better when I found out he hates it!

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

 

[SC_trojan]

how did this whole thing get started?

 

[Harvey Dent]

Wow. Thought these were officially dead. I have a feeling this thread will be popular though, and I can't help contributing either.

"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called The Islands."

LOVE that one

 

[fsugolf]

chuck norris doesn't sleep....he waits

 

[billhill999]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[HisIsTheHand]

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

 

[MinnesotaEconMajor]

You're about a year late, I think.

or five :missingte

 

[5teamparlay]

He tells it like it is

https://thefederalistpapers.org/opi...ial-law-americas-covid-strategy-doesnt-change

 

[Bruins4Life]

Chuck Norris has been exposed to the Coronavirus.

The virus is now in quaratine for 2 weeks.