Chip & Dales smallest stiff

[BrockLee]

Once upon a time I served time at La Aguila penitentiary. There were repeated attempts to break me down into a grovelling little bitch. But I served my time, got from A to B and when it was time to move on, I was granted my parole. I offered to walk out on the spot, or keep working for another week just to be a stand up guy, and not leave the chip dales dong hanging. They asked me to stay, so I stayed, not wanting to burn my bridges. So after the end of my last week, the Shittsy goon stiffed me, he didn't pay me for my last week. I spent 50 hours of my life serving this HGH pumping stripper so he could stiff me. I thought I was being a stand up guy, putting in my last week, but I guess I am the dumb ass for thinking a millionaire without a high school education would have the decency to pay me one weeks salary (same price as lunch for him and his ass kissers at D'bartolo) my bad! I guess you needed my weeks salary to pay for your LYPO? How bout "dem Bagels" (you know exactly what I mean)? Thanks for the rack of lamb, that's my favorite! If you ever need help with your ABC's let me know, my daughter is now three, she can help you out! After 2 years at the beach and a bottle of Jack, I am ready to let it go and move on, with one last FUCK YOU!

*This story is purely fictitious:bigone::bigone: and meant for entertainment purposes only, any resemblance to actual people or occurrences is pure coincidence, we all sure as hell know it has nothing to do with a guilty conscious, only people with an IQ over 70 are afflicted with that! Try to be enough of a man not to take it out on anybody on the stage. "Be a man, if you can!"

OH wait one more... FUCK YOU! you Jersy goone!
over and out!

LE PHAT LEPRECHAUN

 

[hater]

LMAO, spot on...now go make me some coffee bitch

 

[steve3200]

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