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I never heard of Zylbert.....but either way, I don't see any sarcasm here, & he's a new member, son it would be difficult to spot the sarcasm....


If you aren't familiar with Zylbert, that's what makes it difficult to spot the sarcasm.
 

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The elegance and simplicity of this strategy is that I don't plan on paying the juice. My winning percentage will be so high that I'll be rolling in money. I'm already counting my winnings! Zylbie's system and strategy has consistently produced the best winning percentage in the country. Probably the world and maybe even the Galaxy.

i don't want to pay taxes either...... But......get real son.

Look out..... They're she blows.....!!!
 

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I can go all season without buying that many cumulative points, but GL.
 

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Here we go iam the real and only catwins but best of luck this football season.
 
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Am I the only one that gets the sarcasm from OP???

Or am I clueless and he's for real?

Sounds to me that he is poking fun at Zylbert, talking just like him and buying the same ridiculous amount of points with massive juice.

Lol it has to be. This guy just said he is counting his winnings of $21 to win $10. Counting $10 winnings.
Stupidest shit I've ever read on here and that's saying a lot
 

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That might be the funniest thing I've ever heard! Anyone who has ever placed a bet knows there is only one real Cats. His record and accomplishments speak for themselves. Yours don't

and by the way, I nailed that pick! No surprise though given who my mentor is. My Winning percentage is a god-like, Cats-like 100%!!!!! That's the best in the country, best in the world, best in the galaxy! That's not bragging or bravado, that's simple fact because you can't beat a winning percentage of 100!!!!
 

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Lol it has to be. This guy just said he is counting his winnings of $21 to win $10. Counting $10 winnings.
Stupidest shit I've ever read on here and that's saying a lot

Read my first post. I'm just warming up and trying to get a feel for the mindset of all the teams. Plus I said I'm not a high roller like Zylbie. The second best piece of gambling advice Zylbie ever gave - it's all about mindset.
 

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My favorite Zylbert writeup was a prop he liked in the Seattle/Denver Super Bowl two seasons ago. He wagered $240 to win $20 on if the Broncos would score in both the first half and the second half. He liked it because, and I quote, it was a free $20. That is quite a mindset there.
 
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My favorite Zylbert writeup was a prop he liked in the Seattle/Denver Super Bowl two seasons ago. He wagered $240 to win $20 on if the Broncos would score in both the first half and the second half. He liked it because, and I quote, it was a free $20. That is quite a mindset there.

I dont give a shit if its a free $20. There is still risk you could lose and over the long run you will go broke in no time betting like that. Lets say you have a bankroll of $1000 and you make 3 of these -1200 bets and go 2-1 you havent even covered an 1/8 of the money you lost.
You have to hope you go 100% and everyone in the world knows its IMPOSSIBLE.

You dont need to post these plays because if the juice is that high on your plays, you are the only one playing them.
 

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I dont give a shit if its a free $20. There is still risk you could lose and over the long run you will go broke in no time betting like that. Lets say you have a bankroll of $1000 and you make 3 of these -1200 bets and go 2-1 you havent even covered an 1/8 of the money you lost.
You have to hope you go 100% and everyone in the world knows its IMPOSSIBLE.

You dont need to post these plays because if the juice is that high on your plays, you are the only one playing them.


You don't know what you're talking about. You should go back to amateur hour. Winning 100% is possible as I clearly have demonstrated. Im currently hitting 100%? The proof is in the proverbial pudding!!! Documented here at therx, using Cats proven strategies, I'm currently hitting a best in Galaxy 100%! If you want to join the big leagues, I can see if Zylbie will take another protege under His wing.
 

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My favorite Zylbert writeup was a prop he liked in the Seattle/Denver Super Bowl two seasons ago. He wagered $240 to win $20 on if the Broncos would score in both the first half and the second half. He liked it because, and I quote, it was a free $20. That is quite a mindset there.

You're not looking at this in the right way. You're looking at it like an amateur. The problem was that the bet lost. He should have picked a winner then he wouldn't have paid any juice and just collected the Winning's. That's why a good winning percentage is the most important thing.
 
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You're not looking at this in the right way. You're looking at it like an amateur. The problem was that the bet lost. He should have picked a winner then he wouldn't have paid any juice and just collected the Winning's. That's why a good winning percentage is the most important thing.

I might be an amateur but you need to learn what +EV is. You are putting too much at risk for too small a reward. You are hitting 100% because its only 1 play. You only need to be wrong once and you have lost every dollar you made plus some. So now you are in a hole. And making plays like that will never get you out of it. Simple math. The odds are against you.

I can make a bet with you right now that is +EV with 99.99% chance of hitting. I will bet you $100 you dont win 10 in a row. Thats a free $100 for me, and since you feel you cant lose it should be an easy $100 for you. If I had alot of disposable income I would put it all on this bet. I should take a loan out but I would have to trust you to pay that amount.
 
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I seen a picture of this dweeb. Dude hangs with all chicks and he fucks none of them. You know what that means
 

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If you hit a high enough win %, you'll be making tons of $$. That's what it's all about - the win percentage. I know it's tough to believe, but Zylbie and I are living proof. And you can't dispute those results. Nobody has a better win % than I do so I clearly know what I'm talking about. (That's if being the protege of the great cats isn't enough alone)
 

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I seen a picture of this dweeb. Dude hangs with all chicks and he fucks none of them. You know what that means[/QUOTE

You are correct - Zylbie is quite handsome. He is a lover, not a fighter. He's had more than his fair share of suitors- both guys and girls. He doesn't lump people into the traditional gender buckets. He is more interested in what's on the inside. But regarding your original comment, a handful of those lucky few who have been fortunate enough to have carnal knowledge of Him have been women.
 

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Just when you think it can’t get any more bizarre…
 

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Geezus people.

What's funny is the people here responding as if the guy is serious. Its fucking satire.

I shouldn't have said anything, its more entertaining reading the responses. Good fucking grief.
 

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