Can You Feel the Safety?

[Phaedrus]

Unable to rest easy due to the lingering threat of vampire housecats, which has gone all but ignored in today's whereswaldonian frenzy on rooting out terrorism, I discovered this excellent compilation of the most useless, perfunctory, symbolic and sometimes downright unsafe safety measures, worldwide.

Click here to get yo security on.


Phaedrus

 

[radiofreecostarica]

Most Flagrantly Intrusive Award
Winner - Delta Terminal at JFK Airport for forcing a nursing mother to drink her own breast milk

I think this one's my favorite...or least favorite...