Can Britney make a Comeback?

[Valuebets]

Anyone heard Britney's new single? I think it's pretty good.

Sure she's a class A trailer trash, but deep down, I'm hoping she can get herself together and make a nice comeback.


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[Highdaddy]

man that song sucks.....sounds like any other of her crap music

she CANNOT sing....its all studio over-produced garbage

 

[WCBias]

Don't call it a comeback...I've been here for years!

 

[tkim11]

She needs to wipe that ass...ewwww

 

[bigplay]

She needs to wipe that ass...ewwww

You would work your way up there in 2 seconds, even if you had to go ewwwww. :toast:

 

[tkim11]

You would work your way up there in 2 seconds, even if you had to go ewwwww. :toast:

Touche!

 

[RobFunk]

 

[Jabow]

Don't call it a comeback...I've been here for years!

What kind of woman are you to get out of a car in that position knowing you're not wearing panties

 

[BigAFan]

She wanted people to take that shot! Next is Playboy.

 

[Buster]

with these lyrics she can't go wrong...........


BRITNEY SPEARS' comeback is set to be an X-rated affair.

Two new songs, purported to be by our favourite unhinged mother, have cropped up on the Internet and one, Cold As Fire is a shockingly explicit, adult-only affair.

The other, her comeback single Gimme More, is a classy, stripped-back, pop jam.

Cold As Fire contains couplets about oral sex as well as a burst of breathtakingly creative swearing.

In it Brit sings: "I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him **** in my mouth/ Make him my new baby.

"Little legend you can look but don't touch because/ I'm cold as fire baby and hot as ice/ If you've ever been to heaven this is twice as nice."

The second verse begins with this mystifying rhyme: "The foolishness and f***ery and handling my bizness/ Hola if you hear me/ Can I get a witness?”

To listen to the track click here.

Gimme More, which is slated to be Brit's next single, has a considerably more conventional lyrical slant.

Nevertheless the subject matter remains pretty steamy.

"It's Britney, b*tch", she says as the track begins.

She then sings: "Every time they turn the lights down/Just wanna go that extra mile for you/You've got a display of affection/Feel like there’s no one else in the room.

"You've got me in a crazy position/If you're on a mission/You've got my permission."

 

[iamnomad]

playboy, my butt. it would take a year's worth of airbrushing to make her presentable enough just to make it on the p-boy website, which accepts just about anybody these days.
all the airbrushing/makeup/hair stylists in the world cannot change the fact that she's nothing but a mentally disturbed piece of trailer trash who, from the accounts of all her partying, has pretty much abandoned her kid(s). No sympathy at all for this young woman, because she shows absolutely no interest in addressing any of the issues she faces.

 

[BigAFan]

playboy, my butt. it would take a year's worth of airbrushing to make her presentable enough just to make it on the p-boy website, which accepts just about anybody these days.
all the airbrushing/makeup/hair stylists in the world cannot change the fact that she's nothing but a mentally disturbed piece of trailer trash who, from the accounts of all her partying, has pretty much abandoned her kid(s). No sympathy at all for this young woman, because she shows absolutely no interest in addressing any of the issues she faces.

Your right but they would make a lot of money on it!

 

[DELSOLII]

I am amazed that she made it this far.

 

[Buster]

ABSOLUTE GARBAGE AND MAKES ME SAD THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND ENGLISH...but i would love to do her



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[Buster]

the lyrics for those of you that want to sing along.....


Lyrics from metrolyrics.com :

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm just a girl with the ability to drive a man crazy
Make him call me "mama," make him my new baby
A new way to prove they're saying "thank you very much"
Living legend
You can look, but don't touch

'Cause I'm cold as fire baby, hot as ice
If you've ever been to heaven, this is twice as nice
I'm cold as fire baby, hot as ice
If you've ever been to heaven, this is twice as nice
Break it down, break it down, break it down
Break it down, break it down, break it down

To see your foolishness and f**kery
And handling my business
Holler if you hear me
Hey, can I get a witness
Preach it, preach it
I'm the teacher, you can learn
Watch your fingers, boy
You might get burned

'Cause I'm cold as fire baby, hot as ice
If you've ever been to heaven, this is twice as nice
I'm cold as fire baby, hot as ice
If you've ever been to heaven, this is twice as nice
Break it down, break it down, break it down
Break it down, break it down, break it down

As you can see, fortunately
I'm cold as fire
Yeah, I'm cold as fire
Yeah, make you believe
Make you stop and breathe
I'll take you higher
I'm just too cool
Make you do what it do
I'm hot as ice now
I'll make you feel like heaven 24/7
I'm twice as nice now

Cold as fire baby, hot as ice
If you've ever been to heaven, this is twice as nice
I'm cold as fire baby, hot as ice
If you've ever been to heaven, this is twice as nice
Break it down, break it down, break it down
Break it down, break it down, break it down