Doc, you got off easy. Be thankful I'm not in charge. You would've been history -- and then I would have handed back the keys.
You see, we don't need a fuckin mod! The only reason we have a mod is because of YOU. YOUR spam, YOUR off topic crap, YOUR insane repetitive volume of threads with zero page views, YOUR grating, canned liberal talking points, YOUR constant harassment of other posters. It's all YOU, bud.
Some have unfairly labeled every entanglement as "both sides being at fault." I beg to differ. If it's not Basehead and Doc, it's Right Side and Doc, or bblight and Doc. If it's not Xpanda, (Xpanda!!) and Doc, it's Pat Patriot and Doc. Notice a pattern? It's always someone and 'Doc.' It's never cussin and Pat Patriot or Xpanda and bblight. Sure, we've all engaged one another in fierce debate -- after all, this is what the forum is about -- but I would be hard pressed to find one post by anyone other than YOU, which required the intervention of a mod.
Of course, the lefties who jump to your defense know this in their heart of hearts, but because you're a fellow liberal, they can't bring themselves to openly admit it. Anyway, good buddy, since nobody has ever bothered to whisper reality into your ear, I thought I'd extend the kind gesture.
How old are you, anyway? Eleven?