Buying Perfume for my wife from idiots in CR

[NES]

<DIR>
</DIR><DIR>Me: Yeah do you have Paris Hilton Perfume?
</DIR>
<DIR>the guy: not here, but at our other store. You know its for women right?
</DIR>
<DIR>Me: yes, its for my wife, could you call and check its at the store?
</DIR>:
<DIR>the guy: sure one second. (dials phone) yeah do still have that P. Hilton perfume over there? because a guy here wants to buy it.
</DIR>
<DIR>guy on the other end: .........He knows its for women right?
</DIR>
<DIR>the guy: yes I already told him




</DIR>

 

[Devilwoman]

WTF? Do men not buy perfume for women in CR?

 

[Sgt.Schultz]

yes, but its the men who apply it.

 

[Teddykgb]

WTF? Do men not buy perfume for women in CR?

I know that Hunter S. Thompson buys "Fantasy" by Brittany Spears every year for Jack herer

 

[whalewager]

Stay classy down there fellas.

 

[RupertPupkin]

why would your wife want to smell like a whore ?

 

[Devilwoman]

why would your wife want to smell like a whore ?

Rich whores smell good.

 

[NES]

Paris Hilton's perfume smells good, well the original one does not sure about the new one which I accidently bought.

 

[whalewager]

Fuck nes...why don't u go all out and buy her a jar of oil of olay and some of them good 50 thread count sheets...u classy devil u

 

[NES]

 

[NES]

She likes it you dumb hick

 

[whalewager]

Hahahahhahahahhhhahhah

 

[whalewager]

You watch ur fn mouth boy

 

[steaktartar]

let her bet co-related parlays next year in college foots.........she will love you long time

 

[Sgt.Schultz]

Does the Paris Hilton perfume smell like tuna and rotten meat??

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

I know that Hunter S. Thompson buys "Fantasy" by Brittany Spears every year for Jack herer

Teddy you better watch yourself before I go the the O.C. and put your ass on ice!!!

 

[Jack Herer]

Teddy you better watch yourself before I go the the O.C. and put your ass on ice!!!

Is that 'cause he's gonna be sore after you fuck him?

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

Is that 'cause he's gonna be sore after you fuck him?

Well you should know since your ass looks like your avatar everytime I finish fucking it!

 

[steaktartar]

Well you should know since your ass looks like your avatar everytime I finish fucking it!

:aktion033 not a bundt pan i knew it

 

[FeelTheTruth]

the most mind boggling thing about this story is that you have a wife.

how down on her luck must this broad have been to marry the likes of you.