<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/82237/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/BUSH_TOURS_article.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Bush%20Tours%20America%20To%20Survey%20Damage%20Caused%20By%20His%20Disastrous%20Presidency"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/bush_tours_america_to_survey?utm_source=embedded_video">Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency</a>
