Blowing your nose......

[Skoal37]

have you guys ever wondered when someone else is blowing their nose how clean or how nasty it is? Pay attention. Next time your around someone in the work place or just around you around the house. Listen to them blow their nose in the tissue. You can usually tell if the blow is all nasty and full of wet snots, or a dry blow with barely anything coming out of the nose.

for example, the other day at work this dude blew his nose and it seemed like all types of wet nasty shit came out and it was fucking disgusting.

 

[OnWisconsin]

only thing worse than that is when someone's blowing their nose and starts coughing in the middle of it and tries to hold their snotrag against their mouth and nose as they sneeze and cough. and then wipe their hand on their pants before slapping together you double whopper.

 

[Skoal37]

only thing worse than that is when someone's blowing their nose and starts coughing in the middle of it and tries to hold their snotrag against their mouth and nose as they sneeze and cough. and then wipe their hand on their pants before slapping together you double whopper.

lol ya dude ive seen that shit before!

 

[OnWisconsin]

i was in line when it happened. this fat woman made a big deal out of it. the poor cashier was apologizing like a motherfucker, "ma'am..." but the fat woman kept cutting her off, stood right there and demanded to see the other guy back there wash his hands and then put her burger together piece by piece. it was a double whopper with cheese. i had 3 different smart ass comments i wanted to make, but took the more indirect route of ordering up some chicken fingers. seemed safer at that point.

 

[HookEmHorns]

Also notice that 99% of the time after people blow their nose, they look at the snot.

 

[mplastered]

Nice thread guys.

 

[OnWisconsin]

Also notice that 99% of the time after people blow their nose, they look at the snot.

i do. kind of like looking after wiping your ass. gotta make sure there's nothing unexpected in there.

 

[mplastered]

i do. kind of like looking after wiping your ass. gotta make sure there's nothing unexpected in there.

Same here. Like to make sure I got it all.

 

[Rev_Al]

Only the Gays, blow their noses when there is nominal wetness.

 

[CALUMINATI]

Best one is the trifecta, when you sneez, couch hard , and then rip one all at the same time.

 

[Skoal37]

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