Blowing serious ass dudes

[Skoal37]

just a poll to throw it out for you guys. I fart about 20 to 40 times a day. whether they are deep bombs or sbd's. I cannot fucking help it. And I eat pretty normal!!!!!

My question is, how often do you guys blow ass on a typical day? Is it anywhere near my number, or am I just fartman?


:cripwalk:

 

[mplastered]

You be da fartman. May crack a few a day, depending on what I eat, but 40 a day requires a trip to Micky D's.

 

[NES]

Forty sounds about right, of various duration and reverberation.

 

[NES]

My morning farts are epic, I try not to let em rip all at once in order to not wake up the neighbors. Here is an audio of one of my daily squeekers. This is not a fake.

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[G.MONEY]

The only way I could get to 40 would be to eat about 2 dozen white castles, and even then I would probably shit my pants before I could get 40 out!

 

[CALUMINATI]

Beer farts and the classic dutch oven farts are the most dangerous if not handled with caution... might get a shard here and there !

 

[NES]

Im really disappointed at the lack of reaction to a 20 second long fart. Not my recored time but I'm pretty proud of it.

 

[Skoal37]

it was solid dude. yup im just sitting here playing online poker and been farting all night

 

[RupertPupkin]

and this is what Skoal had to say about NESes Period Thread ....


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Meanwhile the dude is starting threads about how many times he farts per day??? which btw I noticed NES has no problem with, joined in, and shared some stories. But then Schill37 has the balls to call out one of NEs's threads ... what a fukking putz.

 

[johnboland]

After they remove your gallbladder, what you might think is a fart may be something you might not wanna try in public if you get my meaning.

 

[RaoulDuke]

Damn Skoal blowing 20-40 rippers a day and you have a problem chewing tobacco you must not be getting to much pussy my friend....

 

[quantumleap]

My morning farts are epic, I try not to let em rip all at once in order to not wake up the neighbors. Here is an audio of one of my daily squeekers. This is not a fake.

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Pure art!

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I would like to suggest perhaps adding a few staccato after burners at the end there, kind of like in the movie "Step Brothers".

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[Skoal37]

ya dude farting is awesome