blowin a load

[Skoal37]

hey, I was getting blown last night by my girl and I came and all. So afterwards I had to piss. I went into the bathroom and pissed and it stung like a mother f'er! It usually does sting after I blow a load. Anyone else have the same thing happen to them?

 

[MinnesotaEconMajor]

(It is) caused by an acid-base reaction in the urethera.

Urine is acidic and your urethera (the tube down which your urine and ejaculate pass towards the head of your penis) but ejeculate is not acidic.

When you *** there is ejaculate in the tube when you piss it pumped full of acid and some of that acid gets pushed up the tube towards your testis. That bit of tubing doesn't like acid and so you sting like crazy.

It can be cured by drinking lots of water so you piss a lot and flush it out or by taking a urinary track alkalizer (from your chemist). Add the powder to water and drink. It makes you piss a lot and neutralises the acid.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090112190029AAesY0a

I have not experienced that burning sensation...yet. Probably 'cause I've never felt the urge to piss after such an event for whatever reason.

 

[OnWisconsin]

yeah. it's why you wait a few minutes. but normally it'll feel a little weird till you get used to it... i'm still trying to have enough sex so i get used to pissin afterwards...good luck...

 

[cocktailsnlongshots+]

just make sure that burning sensation don't come at any other time...then u might wanna start askin yer girl some questions???

 

[ZJP6050]

every once in awhile it happens. i try to wait about 10 minutes afterwards

 

[mrcrash]

Hey skoal, how long until you graduate high school?

 

[STACKSONDECK]

i think its called gonerrea or something like that.

 

[Skoal37]

thx guys. i'll wait awhile next time i'm ready to take a piss after i blow my load! thx guys!

 

[BET.THE.DOGS]

Wipe the Jalepeno Pepper off of your palm of your hand next time, try aloe-vera lotion next time.
Should be smoother than the Tobasco you are currently using.
Also, try taking out the video, or turning off your, T.V., VCR or computer OFF before posting B.S

 

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