Best Toilet Seat I Ever Bought!

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If you're like most of the men in this world, you have a significant other or wife who DEMANDS that you put down the seat down once you're done peeing! That always makes me wonder WHY we have to lift it up and then put it down, when the fair way would be for us to lift it up, and they put it down when they need to use it. That sounds fair.

BUT suppose that doesn't work in your household. Well I was walking up and down the aisles at Lowes, and came upon the toilet seat section. Since I was looking for a replacement, it was only a matter of which type I wanted. But as I looked over the different varieties, there was one with a sign that said, "TRY ME!"! Ok I will. I lifted the seat up and then went to put it down. Instead of slamming down like most seats would if let go, this one came down silently and slowly until it was finally closed.

I tried it over and over until I thought, "I've got to get me one of these!" And I did, and it was the best purchase I've made in a long time. Now in the middle of the night when I get up to pee, I can just let this seat go, and it closes real quietly. Doesn't wake up anyone in the house.
 

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i used to get in trouble for leaving pubes on the rim.....now i'm single and don't care
 

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I've said this over and over and over. Urinals need to become a standard part of bathrooms all over America.
 

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No offense but I moved this thread down here where it should enjoy a healthy and long shelf life.


BOL today, wil..
 
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I have a gallon antifreeze jug to piss in because I drink lots of coffee... Just hang it over & piss (dont forget to put cap back on) When it gets full dump it...Saves a lot of $ on the water bill too...
 

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