too much booze.....
had this ugly bitch once, kind of got misled into going out with her, any ways, she ends up back at my place after i had initially planned to ditch her, but at some point i was like "the hell with it, she's at my place now, might as well slam a few beerz and hit it".....after popping a couple test boners while we watched movies, i thought i was good to go....
got her in the sack and my willy just didn't want to cooperate.....this poor ugly chick, she was willing to try anything to make it work.....but the harder she tried, the softer i got.....
used to be 50/50 when i was in europe and hitting the red light district.....always after a night of heavy drinking.....they make you wear some thick ass rubbers.....might as well be thrusting at the air
had this ugly bitch once, kind of got misled into going out with her, any ways, she ends up back at my place after i had initially planned to ditch her, but at some point i was like "the hell with it, she's at my place now, might as well slam a few beerz and hit it".....after popping a couple test boners while we watched movies, i thought i was good to go....
got her in the sack and my willy just didn't want to cooperate.....this poor ugly chick, she was willing to try anything to make it work.....but the harder she tried, the softer i got.....
used to be 50/50 when i was in europe and hitting the red light district.....always after a night of heavy drinking.....they make you wear some thick ass rubbers.....might as well be thrusting at the air
Ode to Thrombosed Hemorrhoids
Let me tell you a tale with an ending quite gross
even for the rubberroom more disgusting than most
of poop chutes gone awry, in a tucks pad laden post
a story of Festering Zit and how his Hemorrhoid became thrombosed
It started with a wheel of cheese and ended in frustration
as the exit hole became obstructed and prohibited defecation
Sitting upon his moldy throne, with a face set in concentration
pushing like a rescue worker trying to free a Hatian
FZ was quite convinced that once this shit started it was never gonna stop
it would be the kind of shit that ended with you wiping your ass with a mop
Relief he thought, was finally near when he heard an audible pop
but then relief was replaced with fear with not one turd did drop
Now Festering Never claimed to be an expert when it came to his butt
but when he stuck his little finger back there he knew that something was up
and a quick trip to the mirror showed that right next to his shriveled nuts
where there used to be an asshole now was a putrid pile of shit covered gringo guts
Let me tell you a tale with an ending quite gross
even for the rubberroom more disgusting than most
of poop chutes gone awry, in a tucks pad laden post
a story of Festering Zit and how his Hemorrhoid became thrombosed
It started with a wheel of cheese and ended in frustration
as the exit hole became obstructed and prohibited defecation
Sitting upon his moldy throne, with a face set in concentration
pushing like a rescue worker trying to free a Hatian
FZ was quite convinced that once this shit started it was never gonna stop
it would be the kind of shit that ended with you wiping your ass with a mop
Relief he thought, was finally near when he heard an audible pop
but then relief was replaced with fear with not one turd did drop
Now Festering Never claimed to be an expert when it came to his butt
but when he stuck his little finger back there he knew that something was up
and a quick trip to the mirror showed that right next to his shriveled nuts
where there used to be an asshole now was a putrid pile of shit covered gringo guts
