Never in a million, zillion years did I think I would say this, but jjgold does have a point. If you've never been with a Jersey girl, you are short-changing yourself. Like another species. Ex-Mrs. Phaedrus was a Jersey girl, from Parsippany, that most Jersian of Jersey towns.
I swear northern New Jersey women have about the best mix of culture and trashiness; a very delicate set of ingredients to try to balance out without causing some sort of
Incredible Hulk-style lab accident.
Jersey girls, YO!
Phaedrus