BEER v. VAGINA
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1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
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One point to BEER
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2. Warm beer tastes awful.
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One point to VAGINA
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3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
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One point to BEER
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4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between
your teeth, you may vomit.
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One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene,
kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad,
kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here,
depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
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Just call it a DRAW for the time being.
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6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one
night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
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7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.
If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you
smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
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9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
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10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina
and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
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11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
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One point to VAGINA
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12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
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One point to VAGINA
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13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
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One point to BEER
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14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a
can.
One point to BEER
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15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles
down.
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One point t o BEER
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16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc
One point to BEER
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17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
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One point to BEER
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18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
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One point to BEER
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19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it.
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One point to BEER
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20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.
One Point to BEER
Final Score 11 BEER/ 8 VAGINA
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That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
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fficeffice" /><o></o>1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
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></o>One point to BEER
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></o>2. Warm beer tastes awful.
<o
></o>One point to VAGINA
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></o>3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
<o
></o>One point to BEER
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></o>4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between
your teeth, you may vomit.
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></o><o
> </o>One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene,
kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad,
kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here,
depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
<o
></o>Just call it a DRAW for the time being.
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></o>6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one
night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
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></o>7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.
If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you
smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
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></o>9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
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></o>10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina
and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
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></o>11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
<o
></o>One point to VAGINA
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></o>12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
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></o>One point to VAGINA
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></o>13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
<o
></o>One point to BEER
<o
></o>14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a
can.
One point to BEER
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></o>15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles
down.
<o
></o>One point t o BEER
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></o>16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc
One point to BEER
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></o>17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
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></o>One point to BEER
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></o>18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
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></o>One point to BEER
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></o>19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it.
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></o>One point to BEER
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></o>20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.
One Point to BEER
Final Score 11 BEER/ 8 VAGINA
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></o>That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
