(BEANTOWNJIM IS BACK AT LOSERVILLE)

[beantown]

THATS RIGHT BOYS I AM BACK HERE AT LOSERVILLE SORRY I MEAN RX BOYS YOU KNOW ME IM A STAND UP GUY IVE HAD GUNS POINTED TO MY HEAD IVE BEEN IN BAR ROOM BRAWLS IVE HUNG OUT WITH THE BIG BOYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND I WILL SAY THIS BEANTOWNJIM HAS NOT HAD TO WORK IN 13 YEARS I AM RETIRED AT AGE 43 HOW MANY OF YOU CAN SAY THAT YOU ARE RETIRED AT AGE 43 WELL BEANTOWNJIM CAN BUT BOYS I HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS NOW THOSE OF YOU THAT KNOW ME KNOW I AM AS TRUSTWORTHY AS THEY COME AND I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM MY BEST FRIEND JUST MET A GIRL AND HE IS REALLY IN LOVE WITH HER AND I JUST CAME BACK FROM 7-11 TO PICK UP SOME MILK AND BREAD FOR THE LOVELY WIFE WHO FORCED ME TO GO AND I SAW MY BUDDYS GIRLFRIEND WHO HES REALLY IN LOVE WITH MAKING OUT WITH A GUY BUT BOYS HERE IS THE PROBLEM NOT ONLY WAS SHE MAKING OUT WITH A GUY BUT SHE WAS MAKING OUT WITH A NUBIAN THATS RIGHT BOYS SHES A BLACK LOVER AND MY BUDDY HATES GIRLS WHO ARE INTO BLACK GUYS AND IF I TELL HIM IT WILL BREAK HIS HEART BOYS DO I TELL MY BUDDY AND BREAK HIS HEART OR DO I KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT THIS WILL DEVASTATE HIM I FEEL VERY BAD FOR HIM I CANT BELEIVE THIS GIRL WHO SEEMED SO NICE AND SWEET IS INTO BLACKS YOU KNOW THE SAYING BOYS ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK OR ONCE YOU GO BLACK WE DONT WANT YOU BACK WELL THAT IS WHAT MY BUDDY ALWAYS SAID SO I FEEL SO BAD WHAT SHOULD BEANTOWN DO BOYS SHOULD I TELL HIM OR NOT HURT HIM AND MAKE HIM FIND OUT HIMSELF

BOYS I AM ON FIRE THANK YOU NOWITSKI YESTERDAY FOR MAKING THOSE FREETHROWS FOR THE OVER I AM ON FIRE BOYS THANK GOD I HAD A WHITE GUY SHOOTING OR BEANTOWN WOULD HAVE LOST

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR DAUGHTER WAS DATING PATRICK EWING SHAWN KEMP KEVIN GARNETT OR THE GENERAL WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS

 

[lander]

Jim next to Borat I think you are the site's most valuable asset and greatest capper.

Keep the winners coming.

 

[wilheim]

Jimbo, you have Seven 11s in Southie? I thought you were a Store 24 guy, whats up?


willy.

 

[JudgeWapner]

Btj,just offer up your old lady to the black dude,then he will leave your buddy's girlfriend alone.

 

[WalkofLife]

Hey Jimbo, is this dude the same dude that stole the lawn mower from you? It seems there are no men in South Boston to stand up to this nubian whacker. The man does as he pleases...

You tools, your women... he ownes you Jimmy.

 

[beantown]

COME ON BOYS I COME HERE FOR ADVICE AND ALL YOU GUYS CAN DO IS MAKE JOKES MEANWHILE I HAVE THIS BUDDY OF MINE WHO I AM SUPPOSED TO GET TOGETHER WITH TOMORROW FOR LUNCH AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TELL HIM WHEN I SEE HIM I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD TELL HIM OR NOT WHAT THE F-CK IF THAT WAS ME CATCHING MY WIFE WITH SOME NUBIAN I SWEAR TO GOD I WOULD HAVE KICKED THE CRAP OUT OF HIM THEN THREW MY WIFE IN THE BOSTON HARBOR AND LET HER FLOAT WITH THE FISHES THERES ONE THING BEANTOWNJIM DONT TOLERATE AND THAT IS A WIFE CHEATING AND ESPECIALLY WITH A BLACK GUY THERE ARE A LOT OF BLACK LOVERS HERE IN SOUTH BOSTON I DONT KNOW WHY I FEEL SO BAD FOR MY BUDDY NOW WAIT TILL HE FINDS OUT THIS WILL RUIN HIS LIFE BOYS HE REALLY LIKED THIS GIRL A LOT AND WAS EVEN TALKING MARRIAGE TO ME ALL THE TIME I JUST HOPE HE NEVER CATCHES HER IN THE ACT AND THIS GIRL IS SUCH A LIAR SHE NEVER ONCE MENTIONED ANYTHING ABOUT ANOTHER GUY AND TOLD HIM EVERYDAY HOW MUCH SHE LOVED HIM BOYS YOU CANNOT TRUST WOMEN THEY ARE BAD I GUESS SHE PICKED A BIG WEINER OF A BLACK GUY OVER MY BUDDY I THINK I MIGHT SEE MY BUDDY CRY FOR THE FIRST TIME ACTUAL TEARS WHEN HE FINDS OUT HIS LOVER WAS WITH SOME NUBIAN SUCKING ON HIS WEINER THAT IS DISGUSTING JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT REMEMBER LADIES ONCE YOU GO BLACK WE DONT WANT YOU BACK

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR DAUGHTER WAS DATING CHARLES BARKLEY, SHAQ, THE NUBIAN AT 7-11 MAKING OUT WITH MY BUDDYS FRIEND OR JUDGE WAPNER WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS

 

[JudgeWapner]

You want real advice,stay out of it.

 

[lander]

Jimbo,
There's only one way to break it to your buddy. Glue some velcro over your buddy's bed and he'll catch the guy red-handed

 

[url4sale]

BTJ

I think you should tell your buddy the truth. That's what friends are for. How would you feel if you never told him, and then they got married and the truth came out afterwards.

Your buddy kills his wife, slices up the nubian, gets caught and goes to jail.

You would only be happy about one thing, there would be one less nubian out there.

Now Jim, if you were single and were given the choice of these women, who would you take?

Janet Jackson, Halle Berry, Beyonce or Hilary Clinton

 

[Kiss1]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Judge Wapner:
Btj,just offer up your old lady to the black dude,then he will leave your buddy's girlfriend alone.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Maybe Jimbo could offer up a little head himself. If he's better than than his buddies GF it might solve the problem.

 

[TTinCO]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Maybe Jimbo could offer up a little head himself. If he's better than than his buddies GF it might solve the problem.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[Phaedrus]

posted by url 4 sale:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>
Now Jim, if you were single and were given the choice of these women, who would you take?

Janet Jackson, Halle Berry, Beyonce or Hilary Clinton
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Down with Whitey! Down with Whitey!

Phaedrus

 

[wilheim]

I knew this was a phony Beantown when he said 7-11, in Boston they are called Store 24. Imposter, guess who?


wil.