<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="80%"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="bottom"><big>Shop assistant found naked with mannequin
</big></td></tr></tbody></table> A Turkish shop assistant was arrested after he was found lying naked with a mannequin in a store window. "I know that the employee - who prefers to simply be called BASEHEAD - has had a rough last couple of months. Nitely fights on the homefront with his live in male lover RIGHT SIDE and constantly being exposed as a complete Dumbass by the Lefties at the Political Forum @ RX has driven what I used to consider a "normal" man into a candidate to star as one of the Zombies in the remake of the movie "The Nite of the Living Dead", said store manager Manuel Fortes.
BASEHEAD, still a regular daily wearer of Pampers Extra Moisture Lining Diapers, was discovered by colleagues opening up the department store in Antalya for the day. "I know personally that BASEHEAD has not been with a woman since his Mommy cut him off from breast feeding at age 17 and that pretty much scarred him mentally for the last 20 years. His only enjoyment in life used to be posting lies to support President Bush at this political forum he hangs out at but with an influx in the last 15 months of a pack of INTELLECTUALLY SUPERIOR LEFTIES it has driven him to drugs, sex with 4 legged "partners" and now obviously a new phase of sex with "plastic companions", said a fellow employee who has worked with BASEHEAD for the last 3 months.
Police after noticing bite marks on the mannequin. Two other mannequins that showed signs of abuse were also taken in as evidence. BASEHEAD is being held on $100,000 and being charged with damaging property and leaving cum marks on the mannequin's mouth.
</big></td></tr></tbody></table> A Turkish shop assistant was arrested after he was found lying naked with a mannequin in a store window. "I know that the employee - who prefers to simply be called BASEHEAD - has had a rough last couple of months. Nitely fights on the homefront with his live in male lover RIGHT SIDE and constantly being exposed as a complete Dumbass by the Lefties at the Political Forum @ RX has driven what I used to consider a "normal" man into a candidate to star as one of the Zombies in the remake of the movie "The Nite of the Living Dead", said store manager Manuel Fortes.
BASEHEAD, still a regular daily wearer of Pampers Extra Moisture Lining Diapers, was discovered by colleagues opening up the department store in Antalya for the day. "I know personally that BASEHEAD has not been with a woman since his Mommy cut him off from breast feeding at age 17 and that pretty much scarred him mentally for the last 20 years. His only enjoyment in life used to be posting lies to support President Bush at this political forum he hangs out at but with an influx in the last 15 months of a pack of INTELLECTUALLY SUPERIOR LEFTIES it has driven him to drugs, sex with 4 legged "partners" and now obviously a new phase of sex with "plastic companions", said a fellow employee who has worked with BASEHEAD for the last 3 months.
Police after noticing bite marks on the mannequin. Two other mannequins that showed signs of abuse were also taken in as evidence. BASEHEAD is being held on $100,000 and being charged with damaging property and leaving cum marks on the mannequin's mouth.
