Baseball Question

[SkinsRaj28]

Can anyone fit one in their anus? If so, what's the best finger placement on the seams to get it in there? 2-seam fastball grip? Curve? Forkball?

Any feedback would be appreciated, especially from those who really know their baseball, i.e. Choptalk, TN, Budworth, etc. Thanks.

 

[oldirtyku]

Interesting question I hope we can get a good discussion going here...

 

[oldirtyku]

:money:

 

[TomorrowsNewspaper]

There have been some games this season where I have felt I had one shoved up my anus. That said, cant say I ever tried to do it myself. Good luck with your quest.

 

[teazeman]

some here are rumored to like the old "knuckleball"

 

[BadCo]

It depends on how far it is from here to Uranus

Light years I would imagine!

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

Would be great if mods and/or Marty would demonstrate at the bash various methods while passing out prizes.

:howdy:

 

[bullets]

Wait a few minutes while I ask my girlfriend. A baseball is about the girth of my schlong.

You know what they say... I might not be able to reach the bottom of a tuna can, but it will sure raise hell with the sides.

See ya in the rubber room, I'm sure.

 

[trains40]

NOW I HAVE HEARD EVERYTHING HERE! uppy: :missingte ope:

 

[Boxslayer]

this is in fact how the grip for the eephus was created. Nicknamed the eephus as that was the sound it makes as it enters your turd cutter. Good luck Skins, I hope we can get a blog on this. Considering how much you take it in the ass, it should slide right in.

A more interesting thing for you considering you are stretched out more than Taylor Rain would be to try to put an umbrella in your ass and then open it. Just a thought.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

I'm still working on the baseball, Box...so I haven't hit Taylor Rain status...yet.

Working on it my man, working on it.

Thanks for the support, TN.

Let me know what your gf says, Bullets. My schlong's girth is about the width of a pencil. And not nearly as long. Holler!

 

[Boxslayer]

thin as a pencil? thats cool skins. im hung like a light switch.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Randomly thought of this thread...

My finest contribution to the Rx in my time here, IMO. It has stood the test of time, remaining in the Baseball forum for almost a year (and surely would've hit the anniversary, had I chose to bump it then and not now). Cue the Olympics theme song...now.

Never underestimate the power of being bored...and/or being bored and at work.

 

[X-Files]

Remind me to stay out of threads like these
while i'm eating an apple.

 

[Gravy]

try the "Spitter" or put vasoline under the bill of your cap and rub the bill of your cap with your fingers and go from there.

 

[MIKEY.1TIME]

I Would Go With The Splitfinger

 

[RobFunk]

What Raj is saying here

"Take your baseball knowledge and stuff it up your ass."

Amirite?

 

[Timetopay]

You bumped one of your old threads since your new ones are out of gas....

Class Brown Brothers Regulation!!!

 

[royboy_3831]

Definitely the splitter.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

What Raj is saying here

"Take your baseball knowledge and stuff it up your ass."

Amirite?

Nah. I made this thread last summer when I was at work and bored as hell...and Oldirtyku and I were fucking around, seeing how long it would take the mods to find and move some retarded threads that I had made. This one stood the test of time. VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYY