Artie Lange Charged With DUI

[KingofNicotine]

Artie is a big time junkie. The only thing that would cure him would be to get fired so he can go to rehab.

 

[eoghater]

What a cheap bastard. Same guy reads the newspaper at the gas station and then folds it up and puts it back.

if you think he returned it because he needs the money back then you are clearly dense.

 

[KingofNicotine]

Now they're saying Artie drank bleach and stabbed himself in the wrist and stomach.

 

[YourAllAmerican]

Howard has became so soft over the last couple of years.

Could not disagree more. Moving to satellite completely rejuvinated the show, in my opinion. I find it funnier and more entertaining than it's been since the days of the Stuttering John/Crazy Cabbie fight.

Rumors are buzzing that Jim Breuer might be in line for Artie's seat. I don't know that he'd be all that funny in the setting.

http://www.examiner.com/x-11279-How...s-job-could-be-Jim-Breuers-new-secret-project

 

[KingofNicotine]

I don't think moving to satellite rejuvenated the show at all. It's worse than ever. Howard is lazier than ever and can't wait to get out the door.

"ANYTHING ELSE ROBIN?"

That's been his motto the last few years.

He already said he wants to do 2 days a week next contract. Two days? No thank you.

 

[Donnybasbl]

Now they're saying Artie drank bleach and stabbed himself in the wrist and stomach.

Link please.

 

[Buster]

Link please.

here it is...i don't believe it,but hey you never know....


http://www.shabooty.com/2010/01/03/...uicide-attempt-details-shabooty-exclusive.php

 

[Buster]

and don't know if you have ever seen this,but it is funny...


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[cocktailsnlongshots+]

that was fuckin brilliant

 

[geno25]

lol emergency staff meeting.that was cool

 

[KingofNicotine]

Don't know if anyone listened to Monday's show but Howard said that the family asked for privacy. Sounds like he really did attempt suicide and he's gone from the show.

They're gonna play the "Best of Artie" some time in the week.

 

[shiz]

If he's really gone, who is the replacement going to be? Could it be Jim Brewer, even though Howard seemed to deny this rumor yesterday.

 

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[KingofNicotine]

Artie was high as a kite during that appearance. Poor guy. Hope he goes into rehab and gets rid of drugs forever.

 

[timbo41]

No chance.

 

[louisvillekid]

that vid was fukkin funny.

 

[Buster]

finally news is trickling out...

Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post. Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six "hesitation wounds" and three deep plunges. A source close to Lange's management team confirmed that the Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself, adding that his mother had come to visit him that day to drop off food. Surgeons managed to save Lange despite heavy bleeding. "We all have our demons," Stern said on-air this week, referring to Lange's past battles with addiction. "Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He's a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don't forget how great he is."

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/stern_sidekick_in_suicide_try_5m9Hwhn1OvpONlzbsiW3oJ#ixzz0bvmqOPSy

 

[eoghater]

he needs to be in a psychiatric hospital for at least a year. And for his sake, stay away from the Howard Stern show in the future.

 

[DollarDay]

This royally sucks.

That man was/is the best part of the show.

Godspeed.

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

I cant feel sorry a guy with all he has going for him and he still acts like a moron. Bad timing for him though. He might miss the Tiger Woods Mistress Pagent....how do try to kill yourself knowing thats coming up???????