Are dogs really this fucking smart or

[limestonesaint]

:smoking: do they just accidentally fuck around at the right time. I am sitting here stoned thinking about my dog for some reason and thinkin hell hes not gonna dial 911 or go get help if im dying. How the fuck do dogs dial 911 or get people out of crazy situations? Do they know to do this? I am talking untrained dogs by the way. Dogs do crazy shit. Does this post make sense?
:smoker2: :youmad:

 

[Alamorich]

Untrained dogs to not dial 911. If you pass out it will piss on you or go through your garbage if you are lucky. If you are not lucky it will chew off your face or eat your wiener so try to stay awake.

 

[AndySpainpick's]

stay awake man, or get a gf, a clever one, she'll rob you at worst

 

[Kruser6]

Must have been some good shit!uppy:


I don't think I have ever heard of a dog "Dialing" 911. Trained or Untrained. You have to be really stoned to think up this shit.

 

[bigplay]

Operator:......"911, go ahead..

Caller:............"RUFF,Ruff,Ruff.."

Operator:......."Lassie, is that you girl.... what are you trying to say?"




OT......I need to get a life.

 

[wilheim]

Some mutts are pretty bright.

Take for example Mr. Peobody and his pet boy Sherman.

wil..uppy:

 

[BigMan+]

All I know is that I have been a Pittsburgh Pirate fan since I was 5 years old and if you think that they are going to be World Champs this year then you should check into Rehab immediately.

 

[RobFunk]

What about the dog that saved those peoples lives in the mountain.

The dog layed on top of them so they could stay warm until rescue could get there.

That was in the news just the other day.

 

[noPunter]

Must have been some good shit!uppy:


I don't think I have ever heard of a dog "Dialing" 911. Trained or Untrained. You have to be really stoned to think up this shit.

Maybe he is not as think as you stoned!! :bong:

http://www.wsoctv.com/news/10976799/detail.html

 

[bigplay]

Maybe he is not as think as you stoned!! :bong:

http://www.wsoctv.com/news/10976799/detail.html

"The smoker you drink, the player you get."

 

[noPunter]

Must have been some good shit!uppy:


I don't think I have ever heard of a dog "Dialing" 911. Trained or Untrained. You have to be really stoned to think up this shit.

Must be an epidemic. Check out The Smoking Guns new book

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/thedogdialed911/

 

[Chasin'TheGreen]

My dog

My dog actually dialed 911, but he wasn't THAT smart............He was trying to call information! uppy:

 

[Valuebets]

Some of those assistant dogs are trained to call emergency. Think they programmed it on speed dial so the dog just need to hit that one button to dail 911. I saw that shit on Oprah not long ago.

 

[limestonesaint]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17819432/

the dogs are at it again!

 

[RobFunk]

This is a good thread.

I like the story yesterday about the old guy who saved the little dogs life from the 100 lbs. Rotweiler. The rotty was sure to have him for lunch in someone's backyard.

 

[Hookandcrook+]

Some of those assistant dogs are trained to call emergency. Think they programmed it on speed dial so the dog just need to hit that one button to dail 911. I saw that shit on Oprah not long ago.

You watch Oprah?

 

[KruderD]

You watch Oprah?

My thoughts exactly

 

[Buster]

ANOTHER SMART DOG! ENJOY........................



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[mr21]

What about the dog that saved those peoples lives in the mountain.

The dog layed on top of them so they could stay warm until rescue could get there.

That was in the news just the other day.

Actually it was just trying to get it's "swerve on"

 

[JudgeWapner]

My dog ran up a g phone bill calling doggie porn lines.