Anything Goes!

[ATTILAtheBEAST]

I'm going to Tampa for the SuperBowl this weekend! I decided to reach out to a girl from Tampa I met on Craig's list. She said I could do anything to her for the night as long as I "contributed" $250 to her modeling career. Since anything goes,:smoker2: does anyone have ideas?

 

[cut-paste-hero]

Shoot Nes in the head

 

[Jack Herer]

This ghosting thing is getting out of hand.

 

[Teddykgb]

Tell her to book your $10 parlays and pay 14/5...........

 

[Nadtwist]

I'm going to Tampa for the SuperBowl this weekend! I decided to reach out to a girl from Tampa I met on Craig's list. She said I could do anything to her for the night as long as I "contributed" $250 to her modeling career. Since anything goes,:smoker2: does anyone have ideas?

Drown her in a puddle of AIDS. hth

 

[HinesWard86]

I'm going to Tampa for the SuperBowl this weekend! I decided to reach out to a girl from Tampa I met on Craig's list. She said I could do anything to her for the night as long as I "contributed" $250 to her modeling career. Since anything goes,:smoker2: does anyone have ideas?

Blumpkin

Followed up with some Sexual Safari action

 

[NES]

Well it is kinda short notice but if you are serious and have a condom handy run to the bathroom and stuff a fresh turd in it, then jack off on top of the turd and then tie it off. Once you have done this report back here and I'll tell you what to do next.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

Nes, you should bump the last thread you had on this.

Search it, fresh turd, condom, tie it off

classic

 

[ATTILAtheBEAST]

Well it is kinda short notice but if you are serious and have a condom handy run to the bathroom and stuff a fresh turd in it, then jack off on top of the turd and then tie it off. Once you have done this report back here and I'll tell you what to do next.

Check and check..... so what's next?

 

[fletchisrhsm]

Check and check..... so what's next?

Now bring it to NES. He will be outside of the parking lot row E. This is him...

 

[NES]

Check and check..... so what's next?

Ok now you are going to need some vaseline, surgical gloves, sex inches of barbed wire, a plastic bag, and a ball pinned hammer. Let me know when you have these things.

 

[ScottL]

This ghosting thing is getting out of hand.

Jack please don't get too stressed. You are sooooo handsome now. You know stress causes acne right? Don't forget to keep up your regimen!

 

[NES]

I find that bathing in jew blood has really cut down on my acne and herpe outbreaks.

 

[ScottL]

I would figure herpes and acne would already be afraid to get you on it.

 

[ATTILAtheBEAST]

I find that bathing in jew blood has really cut down on my acne and herpe outbreaks.

That's outrageous!!!

 

[NES]

I would figure herpes and acne would already be afraid to get you on it.

they are, atleast when im covered in Jew blood they are.

 

[ATTILAtheBEAST]

Ok now you are going to need some vaseline, surgical gloves, sex inches of barbed wire, a plastic bag, and a ball pinned hammer. Let me know when you have these things.

I take it you've done this before!

 

[NES]

I am no newbie in the ways of the shit-filled condom

 

[fletchisrhsm]

 

[ATTILAtheBEAST]

In a seriousness, I was planning on making her walk on all fours with a little pig snout and maybe I'll even duck tape a little curly tail to her ass and chase her around the room with a pitchfork. That would be worth $250!