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Nasa has the answer.

Don't know if I could do it though.

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/05/nasa-offers-500.html

NASA Offers $5000 a Month For You to Lie in Bed

By Alexis Madrigal May 07, 2008 | 3:36:46 PMCategories: Space


Need a break from the working, walking, and standing required by the demanding and stressful life you lead?
Well, pack your bags for Houston because NASA wants to pay you $17,000 to stay in bed for 90 straight days.
The bed-rest experiment, to take place in the Human Test Subject Facility of Johnson Space Center, is designed to allow scientists to study some of the effects of microgravity on the human body. We read on the Bed Rest Study website:
Participants will spend 90 days lying in bed, (except for limited times for specific tests) with their body slightly tilted downward (head down, feet up). Every day, they will be awake for 16 hours and lights out (asleep) for 8 hours.
It's unclear, however, whether you'll be allowed to read with a flashlight under the covers.
Jokes aside, astronauts who've spent lengthy stays in space have suffered serious repercussions. Our bodies have evolved mechanisms to deal with a certain amount of gravitational force--namely, the amount present on Earth; reduce g and <del>blood pools in the feet,</del> muscles atrophy and bones lose their density. It can take astronauts (or cosmonauts) months to readjust to the Earth's gravitational force.
If you're still interested, feel free to apply. You'll have to pass the Air Force medical examination standards and take a blood test, which we assume means that you won't have any help from recreational drugs to alleviate the boredom of lying prone for 2,160 hours.
Here at Wired Science, we can't decide if this is the sweetest way to make five grand a month or the worst punishment you could inflict on a person. The deciding factor seems to be the inclusion of a World of Warcraft subscription.
 

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IF I could have visitors maybe. One thing, do you piss and shit yourself in bed or wear a diaper?
 

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this would jack your health up permanately. Unreal they are even allowed to do this.

Yep. Anyone who would do this for $17k is a degenerate gambler, or lacks common sense. Enjoy having jello bones, no muscle, along with other serious health complications after participating in this study. Sickning to think some idiot will get conned and ruin their life by accepting this offer.
 

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if i could have a tv and a laptop, this would cake. 17k would be a nice bankroll for next football season....im just sayin
 

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Yep. Anyone who would do this for $17k is a degenerate gambler, or lacks common sense. Enjoy having jello bones, no muscle, along with other serious health complications after participating in this study. Sickning to think some idiot will get conned and ruin their life by accepting this offer.

I was actually thinking of conning a crack-head into doing it. Then take the majority of the money when they are finished, haha.

Notice how the bed is slanted downward toward the pillows.

Strong bloodflow to the head while you sleep
 

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