To take jwunderdog's one step farther..
If a gal was really ugly - it's Fugly
Fat girl descriptions:
She's got some junk in her trunk.
She's a hungry hungry hippo.
Body by Cake (remember Body by Jake)
Cellubutt, Jellopants, lardass
And if a friend went out with a fat chick,
he would be a chubby chaser, cow wrangler and a date would be to 'free willy' - in more ways than one.
And finally, "I wouldn't take her home, she may eat you and we'll never see you again. "
If a gal was really ugly - it's Fugly
Fat girl descriptions:
She's got some junk in her trunk.
She's a hungry hungry hippo.
Body by Cake (remember Body by Jake)
Cellubutt, Jellopants, lardass
And if a friend went out with a fat chick,
he would be a chubby chaser, cow wrangler and a date would be to 'free willy' - in more ways than one.
And finally, "I wouldn't take her home, she may eat you and we'll never see you again. "
BillDozer - There is a sportbook exec that thinks she/he needs to comment/chime-in on every little opinion/post about them and keeps making a fool of themself and shouldn't take these forums sooooo seriously.
How about this one:
Confucius says: You can find out more about a man by NOT what he says about himself but by HOW he describes others.
How about this one:
Confucius says: You can find out more about a man by NOT what he says about himself but by HOW he describes others.
And how about I add a real, honest invention of my own...............
Last December my wife made me "Eggs Benedict" and I was sitting at the table , enjoying a great breakfast when it popped into my demented melon.
I said to her, " Hey , I would never want to eat this dish anywhere else but here".
Naturally she looked at me like I had lost my friggin mind but with a smile and a wink I told her......................
"there's no place like home for the HOLLENDAISE" !!!!!
Only one other comes close and I'll save that for next time
sds
Last December my wife made me "Eggs Benedict" and I was sitting at the table , enjoying a great breakfast when it popped into my demented melon.
I said to her, " Hey , I would never want to eat this dish anywhere else but here".
Naturally she looked at me like I had lost my friggin mind but with a smile and a wink I told her......................
"there's no place like home for the HOLLENDAISE" !!!!!
Only one other comes close and I'll save that for next time
sds
here is some tennis lines
Make em nervous with the service
Cant tangle with the angle
The guy was serve and volley, but I was passing him like a hat in church.
baseball lines
When you fan a guy in 3 pitches, its good morning,good afternoon, good night.
golf
When you pull a shot or putt, you call it a "Joe Dimaggio" which is a dead yank.
What do you call 150 white guys chasing a black guy? The Pga Tour.
Make em nervous with the service
Cant tangle with the angle
The guy was serve and volley, but I was passing him like a hat in church.
baseball lines
When you fan a guy in 3 pitches, its good morning,good afternoon, good night.
golf
When you pull a shot or putt, you call it a "Joe Dimaggio" which is a dead yank.
What do you call 150 white guys chasing a black guy? The Pga Tour.
