How about, TRYING 2 HARD!
As in, "why do I catch so much shit from everyone?...and why do dogs growl at me when I'm TRYING 2 PET them?...and why do women look nervous when I'm TRYING 2 TALK to them?"
Answer: You try too f-ing hard, accept when you're TRYING 2 SPELL, then you don't try hard enuf.
And that website really doesn't work.