Never took a squirt in broads kitty, but have pissed in that mouth.
She was giving me oral and after I came she insisted on continuing with the act. I kept laughing as it was starting to get ticklish to the point where I was about to piss if this didn't end soon.
Tried pushing her head away and telling her ok, thats enough, but she pushed my hand away and was giggling as she was enjoying having a cack in her pie hole.
Warned her that if she failed to get off me, I was going to piss. Once again she ignored me and kept giggling. At that point I got to thinking that maybe this is what the kinky slut wants is to bong urine.
WRONG
I didn't just turn the faucet on slowly and take it easy on her, but went full blast as I LMAO.
She immediately jerked back with a look of disgust on her face and proceeded to call me a f'kin a-hole as she wiped her lips.
As she returned from the bathroom all disgusted, I had to chuckle here and remind her that she had been warned.
JERK, WTF, I didn't think you were really serious, she says.
She was giving me oral and after I came she insisted on continuing with the act. I kept laughing as it was starting to get ticklish to the point where I was about to piss if this didn't end soon.
Tried pushing her head away and telling her ok, thats enough, but she pushed my hand away and was giggling as she was enjoying having a cack in her pie hole.
Warned her that if she failed to get off me, I was going to piss. Once again she ignored me and kept giggling. At that point I got to thinking that maybe this is what the kinky slut wants is to bong urine.
WRONG
I didn't just turn the faucet on slowly and take it easy on her, but went full blast as I LMAO.
She immediately jerked back with a look of disgust on her face and proceeded to call me a f'kin a-hole as she wiped her lips.
As she returned from the bathroom all disgusted, I had to chuckle here and remind her that she had been warned.
JERK, WTF, I didn't think you were really serious, she says.
LLXC13 said:
I agree with this. Actually if you're hard and go inside of a woman, your body is more in "I need to impregnate this woman" mode rather than " I need to empty my bladder" mode. Unless you're flaccid like The_Man was, then it probably ain't happening.
O/T Raj,
1. Are you still going to do the sports blog you was talking about earlier and
2. Are you still going to the Skins/Jints game on Dec 30th? After yesterdays game, I'm not in the mood of checking them out (then again I might feel different about it different later on)
The_Man, that is fucking hilarious.
Ironman:
1) I've thought about it...I might get one started, just post some random thoughts each day about shit I feel like commenting on in the sports world. Not sure yet, though. I'm open to suggestions, especially since this thing wasn't my idea in the first place. ha
2) Yeah, I don't blame you after yesterday...I figure I'll go if the game has any playoff implications for the Giants. If we both end up going, we should definitely tailgate, despite how miserably cold it's going to be.
Ironman:
1) I've thought about it...I might get one started, just post some random thoughts each day about shit I feel like commenting on in the sports world. Not sure yet, though. I'm open to suggestions, especially since this thing wasn't my idea in the first place. ha
2) Yeah, I don't blame you after yesterday...I figure I'll go if the game has any playoff implications for the Giants. If we both end up going, we should definitely tailgate, despite how miserably cold it's going to be.
