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Walking in the store tonight and my 9-year old was about 10 feet behind me and I let a silet but deadly one fly.

I took a quick right down an aisle and I hear him say "hey man who farted?"

I laughed for 5 minutes. I guess I'm just easily entertained.
 

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I always rip em near people and everyone blames my baby! Funny to hear the m say, "I think she may have pooped!" My wife checks her, then looks at me.... LOL!
 

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There are two comedic formulas.

Dwarfs = funny
Farts = funny
 
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Thornton, Colorado, May, 1981.

I went to visit my friend to see if I could get a job working construction with him. He and I went to Der Wienerschnitzel restaurant (it's just Wienerschnitzel now).

They had those wooden benches to sit on in the booths. We got our order and proceeded to eat our hot dogs. I had a fart brewing up inside me from drinking beer at the Coors brewery the day before. I said to myself "what the fuck" and leaned over on my cheek and let one rip.

People froze while putting a hotdog in their mouths. Conversations stopped. We couldn't stop laughing. I let one go on my way out the door.

We laughed at that for years.
 

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About 15 years ago, my g/f at the time, let fly in the middle of some intense long stroking.
She giggled, I almost lost my woody.
 

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Nobody seems to fart in church.

It's my guess the church parking lot is full of farts afterwards.
 

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This is one of the cleverest, funniest things I've ever read on here. GREAT job!

To bad it was un-original as fuck. Im sure the guy who came up with it 500 years ago will appreciate your kind words.
 

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