Anyone Ever Caught Having Sexual Relations At Work

[Buster]

me 3 times....i worked in grocery stores from 80 to 91...

1st time i was 17 and was in produce cooler with girl from deli/bakery..my mom walked in to see if i was coming home for dinner...mama knew what was going on but never said another word about it

2nd time i was 24 and also in produce cooler with girl another girl from deli/bakery when district manager walked in...he was fuming and took me upstairs to office and said we were "acting like a bunch of whores"..it was all i could do to keep from busting out laughing...i was transferred to another store the next day...i was their golden boy and they could not fire me...

3rd time i was 27 and was out in a chevy conversion van with a girl from deli/bakery during lunch hour...received an important phone call and assistant mgr. came out to van to get me...he went back in and told store manager "he wasn't knocking when the van was rockin"...i came back after lunch and we all had a great laugh...no repercussions


any of you young guys out there,the grocery industry is a great place to find women...either working or just shopping

 

[whalewager]

Little Worried About The Thinly Sliced Ham And Cream Horns I Bought

 

[FuriousDrew]

Buster judging from your story it sounds like the deli/bakery girls are the ones that put out. I will definitely keep this in mind.

 

[WVU]

most deli girls here resemble rawpimples married sluts

 

[Rawpimple]

me 3 times....i worked in grocery stores from 80 to 91...

1st time i was 17 and was in produce cooler with girl from deli/bakery..my mom walked in to see if i was coming home for dinner...mama knew what was going on but never said another word about it

2nd time i was 24 and also in produce cooler with girl another girl from deli/bakery when district manager walked in...he was fuming and took me upstairs to office and said we were "acting like a bunch of whores"..it was all i could do to keep from busting out laughing...i was transferred to another store the next day...i was their golden boy and they could not fire me...

3rd time i was 27 and was out in a chevy conversion van with a girl from deli/bakery during lunch hour...received an important phone call and assistant mgr. came out to van to get me...he went back in and told store manager "he wasn't knocking when the van was rockin"...i came back after lunch and we all had a great laugh...no repercussions


any of you young guys out there,the grocery industry is a great place to find women...either working or just shopping

dude you gotta get out of the minimum wage paying jobs....publix may be cool when you are 16 and asking paper or plastic and banging some HO but when you are 27 you gotta move on....

actually every single chick I have met that has worked in a grocery store has been a complete HO. Serious no joke. I know that all women are HOs but women who join the military and who work at supermarkets at any point in their life are the biggest HOs of all.....

by the way I want PLASTIC

 

[aclv1]

work is where i do most of my dirty work.

everyone is comfortable with familiarity.

 

[PBR]

I porked the Panamanian cleaning woman on the desk at my office. I gave her a cashmere sweater to buy her silence, but she ratted me out anyway.

 

[kid44]

I porked the Panamanian cleaning woman on the desk at my office. I gave her a cashmere sweater to buy her silence, but she ratted me out anyway.

Did it have a spot on it?

 

[PBR]

Did it have a spot on it?

Yes, a red one...but it was barely noticeable.

 

[MIMS]

this thread explains a lot

 

[CaptainMorgan]

I banged a phone girl at the pizza joint i worked at, the boss walked in as i was plowing her taters with her feet above my head. He was pretty pissed i was fucking her on the prep table.

 

[barman]

BUSTER...got some knob a couple times in the produce cooler WAY back in the day at Kroger grocery in Dallas TX

Also got some heat from the deli manager one day (a chick about 30 years old) when I let her borrow my parka to move some stuff out of the frozen food locker and I forgot I had a fat half ounce of weed buried down in the inside pocket.

 

[barman]

OOPS...previous post shoulda read, "I got some knob polishing...", rather than "I got some knob"...if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Also, the "heat" I got from that deli manager was unfortunately not the warm, wet kind.

 

[djmatt]

lies!! They're ALLL LIESS!!!