Anyone else have to get their Turkey Day wagers in early because.....

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...your place will be crawling with disapproving relatives and little snot nose kids?

We get a triple header and a Texas/Texas AM game sprinkled in and the damn house is going be crawling with all this love and joy and turkey eating bullshit.

This year I might just say fuck it to all of them and log the fucker into my favorite off shore and sit at the computer and place wagers all day.

You want some fucking turkey, get off your ass and serve yourself. Oh yeah, and go buy a fucking lottery ticket and throw your money away assholes!:lol:


Most offsore boooks have mobile wagering. You can bet from your phne via a low graphic web site for moble phones. I excuse my self to the bathroom and make bets visa my phone.
 

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lol....actually, just did this myself, so my wife's bible thumping family doesnt put thier 2 cents in....also have a flask filled with cap'n morgans to mix with my coke....

So what you're saying is that halfway through that flask, any of the bible thumpers who get within six feet of you will know instantly you're toasted

You should be an undercover cop with that kind of strategy!
 

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Geoff101;6065910 Also: Start drinking in the morning. This helps. ...it will make the day easier to take. You dont wanna be the guy talking about how 'drunk uncle Charlie was'.....you want to BE Uncle Charlie. /quote said:
 

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I have never told my family that I am in the sports entertainment business so they never understand why I never visit on Thanksgiving or anytime during football for that matter but when I do it is as short as possible. They pray before eating and I'm sure they pray before shitting so they can thank the lord coming and going. Me? I pray it dosent rain so that all those grand nephews and nieces will play out doors.

Then I get back and get on the poli fourm so I can vent against all those holy-rollers and republicans that I had to be nice to for a few days.

A Life Plan with which few of us could argue as optimal.
 

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Was Asked To Leave Thanksgiving Diner

<hr style="color: rgb(253, 222, 130);" size="1"><!-- / icon and title --><!-- message -->Boys I was at my relatives today and they did not have game on and I had large postions on interactives so I went to one of the bedrooms where there was tv and pc. It was cool but then we had to eat so I would go up every 5 minutes to watch game and check my interactive positions and the host said it was annoying and rude. I was quiet every time I did this too. She was a ***** and kind of singled me out at the table. I told her I was a big bettor and needed to view game because of my positions and she frowned and said I was sick!!!

I ripped her saying this is my living and to back off. She was like 35, 5-4, 115 , Italiana and blonde, kind of hot. She said this is my house and you sit at table the entire time or leave. I told her to settle down and then went on to say you frustrated *****. Now it is getting heated and the older people are telling me to calm down and it is Thanksgiving. I tried explaining to my uncle I ave big money on the Detroit game and he did not want to hear it and said gambling is bad abd I should quit. I just listened.

The ***** was the one getting to me and then she brings up some **** that her brother-in laws cousin bought a leather jacket from me last year and she said it was shedding and he wanted his money back.

I said *** you *****!!! I do not need this as my leather coats are top of the line ans she said get the *** out of my house you degenerate bum and I said good bye to everyone and when I was leaving ans she was pushing me out the door I told her I guess no one is eating your *****, *****!!

She slapped me and told me never to come back.

I got into my van when to the one deli that as open and bought cole cuts and went home and ate and gambled in peace.

It is so true that gamblers are anti social.

So overall decent day

I split 1-1



This was the first thing I thought of. Great bump!

Those last two lines are genius.

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