Anyone been caught hitting the bottle?

[fucnluc]

I was caught in college once, was just thinking about this. We were all drinking by the pool (fuck yeah, FL education) since like 1 on a Thursday and I was the only one with a 7 class and the girl next to me goes "HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING" in front of everyone. Was pretty funny.

Then in High School, one of my friends was still drunk from the night before and classes started at 8 and she was up till about 6. She comes in late and trys to crawl to her seat so the teacher wouldn't spot her, obviously he did and goes "What are you doing?" she goes "Sorry I'm so fucking wasted." She got suspended but has a good story for life.

Share your stories.

 

[Anonymous1]

Bet ya Josh and Theo got a good one...

 

[Arodd]

too many times.

high school, me and my buddy that were captains of the varsity basketball team decided to throw some a few beers friday night befoer a saturday morning practice. a few turned into alot, alot turned the night into a late, enjoyable one with a couple girls that came over. woke up with a shitty hangover and tired as hell, we got to practice 5 minutes after it started. one of the worst practices of my life, i wanted to die. coach knew we had been out late, made us run our fucking asses off. how i didn't puke during tht practice is beyond me.

 

[Massmilwaukee]

My birthday during a work day. I get back from lunch/pub; 5 beers and 3 shots later at about 3PM. My boss takes one look at me and says, "leave now." I am so fucked up I say, "for today, or forever?" He shakes his head and says, "I doubt I will see you tomorrow either." I showed up at work still drunk the following morning.

 

[fucnluc]

My birthday during a work day. I get back from lunch/pub; 5 beers and 3 shots later at about 3PM. My boss takes one look at me and says, "leave now." I am so fucked up I say, "for today, or forever?" He shakes his head and says, "I doubt I will see you tomorrow either." I showed up at work still drunk the following morning.

Hahahaha, thats the sort of gold I was looking for. :drink:

 

[WVU]

My birthday during a work day. I get back from lunch/pub; 5 beers and 3 shots later at about 3PM. My boss takes one look at me and says, "leave now." I am so fucked up I say, "for today, or forever?" He shakes his head and says, "I doubt I will see you tomorrow either." I showed up at work still drunk the following morning.

5 beers and 3 shots and you were hammered? What do you weigh about a buck oh five?

 

[fucnluc]

5 beers and 3 shots and you were hammered? What do you weigh about a buck oh five?

I assumed he consumed in a short period of time, like a lunch break. That much to drink in less than an hour or so would do even Shaq.

 

[fucnluc]

Well, one beer is .02 x 5 .1 + shots .03 x 3 is BA would be .2 or over 2.5x the legal limit but the impact would be a .3 on time of consumption. All varies on his size and emptiness of stomach as well.

 

[Alamorich]

I know I am dating myself but I took a hit of LSD (Orange Sunshine) during school as senior. Paranoia set in around 4th period (Geometry class), giggles hit me 6th period (Gym). Lucky for me full blown hallucinating did not set in until after school. A buddy who was helping me out took me to his house and I was invited to dinner. Didn't eat much cause by then the rice was starting to move like maggots on a carcas. Caught the whole family staring at me as I was staring at my plate of wriggling maggots. I got home and went to my room and starred at a picture on my wall for 12hrs.

 

[tkim11]

5 beers and 3 shots and you were hammered? What do you weigh about a buck oh five?

I would have died with that much to drink..even if it was over a whole day span

 

[WVU]

I would have died with that much to drink..even if it was over a whole day span

arent you Chinese? That being said, having a lil wee wee and the alcohol tolerance of a flea goes hand in hand with decendants of the ming dynasty.


j/k of course

 

[tkim11]

arent you Chinese? That being said, having a lil wee wee and the alcohol tolerance of a flea goes hand in hand with decendants of the ming dynasty.


j/k of course

motherfucker...

and I'm korean.

I know your joking...

 

[oldirtyku]

The Korean dudes I know can drink with the best of them... They don't fawk around...

 

[WVU]

motherfucker...

and I'm korean.

I know your joking...

So you are responsible for crap electronics and cars? I bet you still have a lil pee pee as well.
:missingte

 

[Kornholio]

I know I am dating myself but I took a hit of LSD (Orange Sunshine) during school as senior. Paranoia set in around 4th period (Geometry class), giggles hit me 6th period (Gym). Lucky for me full blown hallucinating did not set in until after school. A buddy who was helping me out took me to his house and I was invited to dinner. Didn't eat much cause by then the rice was starting to move like maggots on a carcas. Caught the whole family staring at me as I was staring at my plate of wriggling maggots. I got home and went to my room and starred at a picture on my wall for 12hrs.

I had a very similar incident. I took a double hit on a Sunday night in H.S., not realizing it would carry over to the next day. When I realized that I was not tripping yet, "because I had taken too much LSD in a previous life that I had built up a tolerance to it in this one," or so my trippin' brain thought at the time, I took one more two more double hits.

I forgot a whole lot but I stayed in my bed watching the ceiling dance for 6 hours (didn't know you couldn't sleep), while my back hurt like crazy and my twig and berries were all shriveled up in a ball.

Drove to school where I watched a lady with a neuse tied around her neck levitating down the sidewalk. School sucked that day and everybody knew I was gone, but I did score to goals in a soccer game that evening.

LSD= very bad drug.

 

[Alamorich]

I had a very similar incident. I took a double hit on a Sunday night in H.S., not realizing it would carry over to the next day. When I realized that I was not tripping yet, "because I had taken too much LSD in a previous life that I had built up a tolerance to it in this one," or so my trippin' brain thought at the time, I took one more two more double hits.

I forgot a whole lot but I stayed in my bed watching the ceiling dance for 6 hours (didn't know you couldn't sleep), while my back hurt like crazy and my twig and berries were all shriveled up in a ball.

Drove to school where I watched a lady with a neuse tied around her neck levitating down the sidewalk. School sucked that day and everybody knew I was gone, but I did score to goals in a soccer game that evening.

LSD= very bad drug.

Only time I really enjoyed it was on a camping trip organized specifically for the purpose of expanding your mind. Tossed a frizzby back and forth across a meadow for hours. Went on a hike, tripping out on mother nature. If you could be comune with nature while tripping and you didn't have to deal with sober people it was totally cool. I never had a really BAD Trip but the few times I did it with a group there was always somebody that lost their grip on reality in a bad way. I got to where I could catch myself melting down and pull myself out of it. I thing the ones that really had a bad trip were wanting it to stop and started fighting it. Once you followed the rabbit down the hole you just had to live in Wonderland till it was time to leave.